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* EVIL GILDEROYXXX LOCKHEARXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Hyperrealistic_Blood Harry Potter and the Hyperrealistic Blood])
* EVIL GILDEROYXXX LOCKHEARXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Hyperrealistic_Blood Harry Potter and the Hyperrealistic Blood])
* EVIL HITLERXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_HITLERXXX EVIL HITLERXXX])
* EVIL HITLERXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_HITLERXXX EVIL HITLERXXX])

== The Many Lasers of Spooneads' Trollpasta Universe ==
These lasers are in order of power, starting from the most powerful to the least powerful.
* '''ULTRA MECHA DEATH SATAN TACO EXTREME APOCALYPSE LASER'''
More powerful than MIND **** BALL OF MASS DESTRUCTION, Gore Fest, and World Eat combined times 15 billion. This move is used to wipe out entire galaxies it's that fuxxxing powerful.

Can be fired by: EVIL PATRIXXX, EVIL GILDEROYXXX LOCKHEARXXX
* '''Anaconda Lasers'''
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT EPIC FUXXXING LASER EYES, HUN! About as quarter as powerful as the ULTRA MECHA DEATH SATAN TACO EXTREME APOCALYPSE LASER, but can be fired out of the eyes, mouth and nostrils, so 4 lasers can be fired at once!

Can be fired by: Nicki Minaj, Sir. Mix-a-lot (IT'S MY UNIVERSE OK?!?!?!)
* '''Super Sonic Lightspeed Epic Haxxxxor Laser'''
This is a very fast moving laser, and can only be fired by sentient beings that are very, very fast. This move is powerful enough to destroy a small nation in one blow.

Can be fired by: Sonic, Sonic.exe, Sanic, EVIL SONIXXX, Winnie the fucking piece of shit
* '''Antisemitism Laser'''
A laser which is made up of pure hatred of the Jewish religion. It is said that some Nazis secretly knew this move, and possibly still knew it for the rest of their lives.

Can be fired by: EVIL HITLERXXX, The Nazi Skeletons, Possibly some former Nazis.
* '''EVIL LAZORXXX'''
This is a more common laser, and is powerful enough to destroy a large building.

Can be fired by: Every character with "EVIL" and "XXX" in their name.
* '''LAZORXXX'''
This is pretty much the Anti-EVIL LAZORXXX. Same power level, cancels the EVIL LAZORXXX out.

Can be fired by: Every character with "XXX" but no "EVIL" in their name.
* '''MOAR Lasers'''
Lasers that are made up of pure greed and desperation.

Can be fired by: Moar Krabs
== SPOONEADS' TROLLPASTA REWARDS (MY OPINION OKAY??!?!!)!!!!![[Category:User]] ==
== SPOONEADS' TROLLPASTA REWARDS (MY OPINION OKAY??!?!!)!!!!![[Category:User]] ==
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Revision as of 20:25, 1 February 2015

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It'sa Me! A'Spooneads!

Salutations! I am the Great Lord and Master Spooneads! I write trollpastas and lol at other trollpastas.

Also, Subscribe to my YouTube channel "Spooneads" or else Murder!

Pastas that I made!

Pastas I have planned

  • NIGHT OF THE ATHEISTS!!1!
  • Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 3
  • EVIL PATRIXXX VS OTIS THE RAPIST!!!!!
  • NIGHT OF THE FUNDAMENTALISTS!!1!
  • ATTACK OF THE NAZI SKELETONS!

List of things I hate!

  • pEoPlE tHaT tHiNk TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is CoOl Or CrEePy. It's just annoying.
  • That fucking "Sticks and stones" rhyme.
  • Rad-Fems that complain about every single thing they can by calling it sexist and patriarchal, thinking they're always right because they use the label "feminist."
  • Self Service Checkouts. Fuck those things.
  • People that think sex is evil and anyone who has it is unclean and evil.
  • The other end of the spectrum. People who think that sex is everything and the only purpose in life.
  • The following words: enjoy, irresistible, fraction, selfie, swag, twerk (this one makes me cringe), guys, bird (when used to describe a woman), booty, Legos (the plural is LEGO! No s!)
  • People that call you a "wannabe hipster" when you have a different opinion of them, or like something they've never heard of.
  • Blow Dryers in public bathrooms. Those things are noisy and fucking useless.
  • People that bombard you with "YOUR OPINION NOONE CARES!!!!" when you state your opinion on something.
  • People who think shouting "fuck her right in the pussy" is funny. That was funny ONCE. Then it got beat down and buried into the center of the Earth.
  • Misuse of the word "literally". It happens all the time and even I've done it a couple of times.
  • Misuse of double negatives. "Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!" So... someone's got time for that?

Q&A Shit you don't give 2 fucks about!

Hey Spooneads, out of all the shitty trollpastas you've wrote, which one do you consider to be the best?

This is a tough choice. For me, it's probably one of the following:

  • My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666
  • NIGHT OF THE FEMINISTS!1!!
  • TEH EVUL EXAM!!!
  • Winnie the fucking piece of shit (But alas, twas deleted... R.I.P.)
  • Wander over Yonder theory (100% TRUE)
  • THE MOST ORIGINAL CREEPYPASTA EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS 100% ABSOLUTELY CLICHÉ FREE U GUIZE NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL AND REALLY FUXXXING SUPR SKARY OK?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!??!!!

Okay then, which one(s) do you consider the worst?

Probably one of the following

  • Breadwinners 666 (only because it was my first trollpasta)
  • Littlest Pet Shop Theory
  • Alfe is Love, Alfe is Life...
  • so fuxxxing scary u guize.jpg

What's your favorite game?

MOTHER 3 for the Gameboy Advance. EarthBound, Minecraft, and Sonic 3 and Knuckles are close 2nd, 3rd and 4th.

How old are you?

As of January 25th 2014, I am 16.

Pepsi or Coke?

I'm a dedicated Pepsi Max drinker, but regular Pepsi makes me sick so I'm still trying to decide. If I had to put all of their drinks in order, it would go something like this:

  1. Pepsi Max
  2. Coca-Cola
  3. Coca-Cola Cherry
  4. Coca-Cola Zero
  5. Coca-Cola Life
  6. Pepsi Diet
  7. Diet Coke
  8. Pepsi

Do you worship EVIL PATRIXXX with all of your heart?

I'm disappointed in all of those who don't.

Do you like being a brony faggot?

Oh very much so!

My Trollpasta OC's

SPOONEADS' TROLLPASTA REWARDS (MY OPINION OKAY??!?!!)!!!!!

Funniest Trollpasta

PAATRIXXX DA MOVEI

Most Unreadable Trollpasta

ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X

Most Bizzare/Stupid Trollpasta

undecided

Most Sexual Trollpasta (Giggity!)

undecided

Best Name for a Trollpasta

Sonic super sexy horny basterd drew pickles wii 694 ass patrixxx molestia secret pronz shack poopoo and then a skeleton popped out

Most legitimately scary Trollpasta

undecided

Worst Shitpasta

Scooby Doo Theory

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