User:TheShadyNerd
Do you really want to know who I am?
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...I am Phone.
I MAED THEEZ, GUISE!
- (Blank) the Killer Mad Lib - MAEK YUR OWN KILLUR GAI!
I MAKED DEEZ NUTS, 2!
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- Coradeen's Candelabra - A GURL HAZ SUCKY PARENTS, SO SHE HAS A CANDELABRA NAMED FRIENDSHIP !!!!!ONE!!!1
- Sibling Rivalry - A BOI GETZ RUNNED OVER BAI A BOAT. DETH ENSUES.
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- My Brother... - <Hulk Hogan>: Herobrine is Notch's brother, brother!
- Fall of Jeff (Part 1) - JOFF DOES STUFF! Actually attempts to be serious and good, but will involve OCs.