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User:Trigger Hurt

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SUPPORT -

UNBANNED FINALLY

My name is Trigger Hurt and welcome to Jackass

My goal is to reach 1000 edits before I become inactive again.

I em a rollback, I undo people's shit-stained vandalization acts.

Come here for youtube channel

File:EXPAND GARDEVOIR.jpg


I am usually online....

I live in California, which means I go by Pacific Daylight Time/Standard Time

Mon-Thurs (School week): 3 PM - 9 PM

Fri-Sat: Whenever the fuck I want (usually leave when the site is dead, aka 3 AM)

Mon-Sun (Holiday break): Whenever the fuck I want

Quote of the Year

"As Mega Gardevoir, it turns almost straight-up white; only its afro remains green. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Its gown becomes longer n' wider, resemblin a funky-ass bridal gown. Da forearms is slightly thicker wit a pointed extension above tha elbow. Its facial spikes is larger n' now curl upwards. In contrast, its afro is now shorta n' mo' tightly curled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! There is now two horns up in tha centa of its chest, extendin ta either side. These horns is holla'd ta be a physical manifestation of dis Pokémonz ass, n' it be able ta use tremendous psycho juice now dat it is open."

A Grand Total of: 42 Creepypastas

Brianpastas

  1. BRIAN.EXE
  2. Brian rotation
  3. Brian's Waterbottle
  4. BRIANFU.BAT

Not Dead Pastas

  1. Sex.exe
  2. MenLottlePiniy.avi
  3. Spojbub n pitrck go tu a strep clob.vhstape
  4. Freiouhvneaohgf.swf
  5. Teh Krusty Krab Behind the Scenes
  6. My Little Pointy Conspiracy
  7. DETH TRUMPET <------ (A True Demon Spawn)
  8. Burj Khalifa.jpeg
  9. MOOTAHAR EDVENCHER
  10. SCP-3950180580731985139549317459813759315
  11. TEH YOLO SWAG
  12. GODZILLAFAN1.EXE
  13. TRIGGER HURT AND PATRIXXX GO TO NORTH KOREA
  14. TRIGGER HURT PLAYS BANJO KAZOOIE
  15. Mike Teh Mawnster Goes Swimming
  16. RollerCoasterTycoon3.exerection
  17. Septner11
  18. Bleeding Ball Sack (Archived)
  19. Teh Huge Admin Orgy
  20. Pawn Stars
  21. BIG BONER
  22. DETH TRUMPET: TEH SECUNT HUANTING
  23. BRIAN.EXE
  24. Trigger Hurt's Halloweener
  25. Trigger Hurt's 4 Hour Chatroom Experience
  26. Trigger Hurt's Sexual Adventure: the Game

Dead Pastas

  1. EGGO MY DED
  2. An sp00ky chain message
  3. The Last CockPasta (Archived)
  4. Jeff the Kilr Teh Game
  5. My Little Jeff: Fuck You
  6. Super SmileJeffThePony.jpg(aybiker) <--- LONGEST ONE (thats what she said)
  7. My Little Sex; Sold at Walmart
  8. BENJAMIN PASSED AWAY UNDERWATER
  9. TEH INACTUV FEYGIT ON TEH TREOLLPAUSTUH WEEKEE (Archived)
  10. CUONTUR STRIEK; TEH SNIPUR CIRSS
  11. TRIGGER HURT QUEST.EXE
  12. IM A FUCKING ALICORN PRINCESS

People who are my friends on this Wiki

If you are on this list, then we've met through the chatroom.

  1. GodzillaFan1 (Goddy)
  2. Fatal Disease (Fetus Disease)
  3. SOMEGUY123 (SOMEGAY)
  4. Unethical User
  5. Nunyapie
  6. SIR AWESOME HAT
  7. Onesel (Tw@sted Nipples)
  8. Sevornoco (Sevornipples)
  9. MechaKingGhidorah789
  10. Bob Herpington

List to be continued. I don't remember every name, but I do remember all the good times.

List of Shits

  • 100 edits
  • 200 edits
  • 300 edits
  • 400 edits
  • 500 edits
  • 600 edits
  • 700 edits
  • 800 edits
  • 900 edits
  • 1000 FUCKING EDITS
  • 1500 edits
  • 2000+ EDIT MASTER RACE
  • Make at least one friend
  • Make at least one enemy
  • Write a trollpasta
  • Have trollpasta read by someone on youtube
  • Get banned
  • Get banned from the chat
  • Get a GF
  • Stop being a faggot
  • Write a good trollpasta
  • Write a bad trollpasta
  • Stop being a brony
  • Stop being a Spongefag
  • Stop being a Pokephile
  • Get a job
  • Complete elementary school

(There's more to come)

IMAGIS

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