User:Trigger Hurt
Trigger Hurt da St00pid|My fucking talk pageFile:Gardevua.gif 08:58, April 4, 2015 (UTC)
IM FUCKING BACK BITCHES
CELEBRATING 1000 EDITS
My name is Trigger Hurt and welcome to Jackass
My goal is to reach 1000 edits before I become inactive again. FUCKING WON THE GAME
I em a rollback, I undo people's shit-stained vandalization acts.
Template:Infobox I am usually online....
I got by PDT/PST
Mon-Thurs (School week): 3 PM - 9 PM
Fri-Sat: Whenever the fuck I want (usually leave when the site is dead, aka 3 AM)
Mon-Sun (Holiday break): Whenever the fuck I want
Quote of the Year
"As Mega Gardevoir, it turns almost straight-up white; only its afro remains green. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Its gown becomes longer n' wider, resemblin a funky-ass bridal gown. Da forearms is slightly thicker wit a pointed extension above tha elbow. Its facial spikes is larger n' now curl upwards. In contrast, its afro is now shorta n' mo' tightly curled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! There is now two horns up in tha centa of its chest, extendin ta either side. These horns is holla'd ta be a physical manifestation of dis Pokémonz ass, n' it be able ta use tremendous psycho juice now dat it is open."
A Grand Total of: 42 Creepypastas
Brianpastas
Not Dead Pastas
- Sex.exe (First Trollpasta Ever)
- MenLottlePiniy.avi
- Spojbub n pitrck go tu a strep clob.vhstape
- Freiouhvneaohgf.swf
- Teh Krusty Krab Behind the Scenes
- My Little Pointy Conspiracy
- DETH TRUMPET <------ (A True Demon Spawn)
- Burj Khalifa.jpeg
- MOOTAHAR EDVENCHER
- SCP-3950180580731985139549317459813759315
- TEH YOLO SWAG
- GODZILLAFAN1.EXE
- TRIGGER HURT AND PATRIXXX GO TO NORTH KOREA
- TRIGGER HURT PLAYS BANJO KAZOOIE
- Mike Teh Mawnster Goes Swimming
- RollerCoasterTycoon3.exerection
- Septner11
- Bleeding Ball Sack (Archived)
- Teh Huge Admin Orgy
- Pawn Stars
- BIG BONER
- DETH TRUMPET: TEH SECUNT HUANTING
- BRIAN.EXE
- Trigger Hurt's Halloweener
- Trigger Hurt's 4 Hour Chatroom Experience
- Trigger Hurt's Sexual Adventure: the Game
- Cuonter striek source: teh snipur ciurss 2.exe
Dead Pastas
- EGGO MY DED
- An sp00ky chain message
- The Last CockPasta (Archived)
- Jeff the Kilr Teh Game
- My Little Jeff: Fuck You
- Super SmileJeffThePony.jpg(aybiker) <--- LONGEST ONE (thats what she said)
- My Little Sex; Sold at Walmart
- BENJAMIN PASSED AWAY UNDERWATER
- TEH INACTUV FEYGIT ON TEH TREOLLPAUSTUH WEEKEE (Archived)
- CUONTUR STRIEK; TEH SNIPUR CIRSS
- TRIGGER HURT QUEST.EXE
- IM A FUCKING ALICORN PRINCESS
People who are my friends on this Wiki
If you are on this list, then we've met through the chatroom.
- GodzillaFan1 (Goddy)
- TheToaMaster (Toasty)
- Fatal Disease (Fetus Disease)
- SOMEGUY123 (SOMEGAY)
- Unethical User
- Nunyapie
- SIR AWESOME HAT
- Onesel (Tw@sted Nipples)
- Sevornoco (Sevornipples)
- MechaKingGhidorah789
- Bob Herpington
- Bryce.rigden
- Skepolo
- LOLSKELETONS
List to be continued. I don't remember every name, but I do remember all the good times.
ppl i h8
these ppl are c00lguys
- Animefan6969696969696969 (da main c00lguy)
List of Shits
100 edits200 edits300 edits400 edits500 edits600 edits700 edits800 edits900 edits1000 FUCKING EDITS- 1500 edits
- 2000+ EDIT MASTER RACE
Make at least one friendMake at least one enemyWrite a trollpastaHave trollpasta read by someone on youtubeGet bannedGet banned from the chat- Get a GF
- Stop being a faggot
- Write a good trollpasta
Write a bad trollpastaStop being a bronyfagStop being a Spongefag- Stop being a Pokephile
- Get a job
- Complete elementary school
(There's more to come)
IMAGIS
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>mfw the first time I saw my gold iphone 6
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Gardevoir eating a healthy snack
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watup youtube
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bruh
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when a girl at the supermarket wants my cock
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EXPAND GARDEVOIR
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>mfw erectile dysfunction
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mr. krabs has a huge cock
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600 cock edits
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Brian Wong's Donger Expands
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my gold iphone 6
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when i see the booty
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Onesel orders a cock delivery
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my favorite food
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My favorite Gen VII game
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HAHAA, IT SAYS 69
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fagface
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the moon turns red, that means spooky shit is supposed to happen
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The legacy of my deleted Facebook account
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I will fucking molest your children before they are even born.
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700 COCK EDITS MAKES MY CHROMOSOMES GO WILD
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my favorite convenience store
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Sheet music written in concert pitch
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I FUCKING WON THE GAME
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Compton Backlash
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Brian and his Kirlia
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GLORIOUS STEAMBOX MASTURBACE
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BEST DUBBIESTEPPY ARTIST EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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We will never forget...
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GLORIOUS BRONY WIKI ARTICLES
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BRONIES UNREASONABLY BANNING PEOPLE AGAIN
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800 COCK EDITS
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A subspecies of the Bb DETH TRUMPET
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Most Overrated Cancer Game
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900 FUCKING EDITS!!! 100 MORE TILL 1000
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my interpretation of GodzillaFan1
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threatening an admin
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 1000 EDITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Treleling the CPWC part 1
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treleling the CPWC part 2