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 Yeah, your idea is better. My story was written on a scroll, Memez had a book, and you have a computer. If you could come to chat tomorrow i'll give my review via PM. Also if you haven't already, check TPoTM voting.<div style="border: solid 3px cyan; background-color:##CCCCFF;color: nowrap; display: inline; {{SUBST:border-recangle|1em}};">[[‎File:26224088.png.jpg|0x30px|link=]][[User:A Rather hilarious Bone Structure|<span style="color:red">'''''Bonesy'''''</span>]]</div> 21:32, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
+== My Part ==
+I still can't believe what happened.
+(Bonesy:"But DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAAAGIC, IN A YOUNG GIRL'S HEART...)
+I worked at the arcade.
+(Bonesy:"Pffft,nerd.)
+It was only briefly, because the arcade closed down after eight months.
+(Bonesy:"Much to the dismay of many mothers, as it meant that their sons wouldn't leave the basement until anther one was built.)
+The arcade was in this small building that used to be the local Goodwill store until it moved to a bigger location.
+(Bonesy:"Will this be on the test?)
+After that the building was for rent,and in came the arcade.
+(Bonesy:"That building is a whore.")
+The arcade had some of the newest arcade games, which made it's closing surprising to me.
+(Bonesy:"Am i ever going to need ANY of this information?)
+I have to face the fact that arcades don't really stay in business much these days, because people can play games in their own homes.
+(Bonesy:"Insert old man reminiscing about the past here.)
+But still,you can't get an experience like "Dark Escape 4d"
+(Bonesy:"WHAT THE FUCK IS A DARK ESCAPE 4D???)
+at home, or anything with motion simulators for that matter.
+(Bonesy:"Bitch pls, Oculus Rift.")
+The arcade dedicated one section of the building to classic arcade games.
+(Bonesy:"Two things. 1. They'd be stupid not too. 2.Am i going to need ANY of this??")
+They had Pac-man,Donkey Kong,Road Blasters, a Black Knight pinball machine, TRON, and a bunch of space shooters,among some other titles.
+(Bonesy:"No Dig Dug? And also, HOLY SHIT RUN-ON SENTENCES.)
+Right in the corner of the classic arcade games section was an old Rally-X.
+(Bonesy:"What the hell is a Rally-X?")
+When gamers actually did come in to play games,Rally-X wasn't exactly their first choice.
+(Bonesy:"Are you gonna answer me writer? The fuck is a Rally-X??")
+It actually was a bit dusty, and it was pretty old looking.
+(Bonesy:"Old LOOKING? So it's new, but looks old?)
+I remember trying to scrub some obscenities someone wrote on the machine in permanent marker.
+(Bonesy:"These obscenities were green in color, but then they had a grey overtone.You may wonder what caused this...)
+Ugh, i hate it when people make my job harder!
+(Bonesy:"GOD FORBID SOMEONE MAKES YOUR ENTITLED ASS WORK FOR MONEY! Lazy cunt..."
+One day after work i noticed the Rally-X machine was on a level.
+(Bonesy:"Level one? Two? Three?...You've been giving obscure details all this time, why not now?")
+I guessed someone had abandoned their game,and i felt sorry for it,so i played it.
+(Bonesy:"Weirdo.")
+Yeah, i'm strange,i know, shut up.
+(Bonesy:"I didn't add that. That was the actual sentence. FUCK YOU.")
+Anyhow, i went over and grabbed the joystick and began moving the car around,
+(Bonesy:"Rally was nervous at first, but after i sweet talked him his joystick doubled in size.)
+but i couldn't find any flags, and there was nothing on the radar.
+(Bonesy:"The writer automatically assumes we know anything about Rally-X.We don't.Stop.)
+There were no rocks, no enemies, nothing but the blue car.
+(Bonesy:"Again,i know nothing about Rally-X.")
+I was about to unplug the game and plug it back in, when a loud crash sound came from the game,scaring the crap out of me.
+(Bonesy:"Racing game, crash sounds, seems kinda.... how do i say this.... normal?")
+I looked up to see what happened and saw the words, "Don't do that!", on the screen.
+What the crap?
+(Bonesy:"First swear out of your mouth is "What the crap"? ARE YOU FUCKING NINE???")
+Then the game over came up and it went back to normal.
+I looked in the quarter box and discovered that there was no quarter in the box at all.
+(Bonesy:"I was waiting to pop out in that damn box. He didnt even notice me, and he closed it before i could've popped out.)
+No one had been playing.
+(Bonesy:"Liar,Casper was playing that game.")
+The next day i put in a quarter during break and played the game, but nothing happened.
+(Bonesy:"Maybe you handled his joystick too roughly.)
+So i stayed after work that night.
+(Bonesy:"One question...WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STAYING AFTER HOURS YOU FUCKING COCKMOLLUSK?!?! WAS IT A HUNCH?!?
+DO YOU NOT HAVE FAMILY OR PETS THAT NEED FEEDING?!?!")
+Sure enough, the game started without any quarters being inserted, and there was nothing but the car.
+(Bonesy:"Sure enough? SURE ENOUGH?? <Does breathing excersises>)
+I decided to try something.
+(Bonesy:"Anal?")
+I looked around to make sure no one was watching, knowing full well this was crazy,
+(Bonesy:"IS he actually going to try anal? Holy shit, i can bend reality.)
+and then i started talking to the game.
+(Bonesy:"..." <Bashes hand to bits on wall> FUCKING WHY??????!??!?!??LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID,WRITER!!! NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER FUCKING HAND, AND THEY AREN'T FUCKING CHEAP!!!")
+Hi.
+(Bonesy:"Hello.....was it meeee youuu were lookin' for?")
+The machine buzzed for a moment, and then the word "Hello" appeared on the screen.
+(Bonesy:"Sentient video game.Sentient. Video. Game. SENFUCKINGTIENT VIDEO FUCKING GAME?!?!?")
+I was a bit startled,
+(Bonesy:"NO SHIT SHERLOCK, A VIDEO GAME JUST FUCKING TALKED TO YOU!!")
+since i wasn't even sure if it was going to work.I stuttered for a bit, trying to think of what to say next.I decided to start with the basics and asked, "What's your name?".
+(Bonesy:"Ebony Ivory Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way , but just call me AngelofDeath the Killer.)
+In response the title screen came up,but instead of saying Rally-X it just said Rally.
+(Bonesy:"When is this going to get scary? After pointless plot details? Okay.")
+That's you're name?
+(Bonesy:"I didn't misspell that. That was what he wrote.")
+I asked, to which the game replied with the game theme.
+(Bonesy:"AGAIN,I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RALLY-X.The theme could be the Silent Hill nurse dry humping a thermonuclear fuel rod for all i know.")
+I assumed that i was talking to the racer shown on the side of the game.
+(Bonesy:"Nope, you were talking to a kid who drowned. Think his name was Ben,or Jerry or....")
+So i talked to Rally for a while,and i came back every day after work.
+(Bonesy:"He was a bit shy at first,but when i came back at night Christia-I MEAN- Rally was a freak.)
+I noticed none of the other games talked, just Rally.I asked Rally why this was, to which he replied
+(Bonesy:"Lolololol im sew smardt.)
+that he was better than the other games,
+(Bonesy:"Not better than whatever the fuck Dark Escape 4d is.)
+which surprised me since he never seemed full of himself before.One day he asked me if he could tell me something,
+(Bonesy:"You know i'm a dude, right?")
+and i said sure. Then all of the sudden the text he used to talk turned black.
+(Bonesy:"Once you go black...)
+It said,"I came into this world with high expectations. I had good graphics,unique gameplay, all of the ingredients to a successful game.In 1980 at the AMOA trade show,i was told i was the best of the best. But i didn't even come in third place. I still don't understand it.
+(Bonesy:"I don't either Rally.When is this gonna get creepy? Like, you know, Creepypasta?")
+I did moderately well, but i can't get over this fact that i don't live up to the expectations placed on me.What made Pac-Man better than me? We were both maze games, but people liked his maze better that mine. He got his own cartoon for pete's sake!
+(Bonesy:"Who the fuck is Pete??? Not really a story criticism, but i don't understand the saying.")
+And what did i get?
+(Bonesy:"Sentience? Free speech? A guy who handles your joystick for free?")
+One sequel and a dozen cheap ripoffs.
+After reading this i felt slightly disturbed.Rally knew so much about the outside world, but i also felt sorry for him.Then,he started ranting about how his graphics were better than Pac-Man's and Defender's and how he should have become famous.
+(Bonesy:"And how he should've gotten an affedavit for his wife, and how he should've voted for Pedro as Class President...")
+He wasn't sad, like i initially thought. He was jealous and bitter.Eventually the game went back to the start screen, and when i tried talking to the game i realized the janitor was right behind me
+(Bonesy:"He was taking deep whiffs of my hair,while staring at a picture of Heather Locklear.")
+asking what the heck i was doing still here and why i was talking to a video game.
+(Bonesy:" Protagonist:Because i have at least eighty mental diseases.")
+It was closing time and i had to go home.
+(Bonesy:"Didn't stop you before.")
+I didn't get much sleep that night. What Rally said bugged me.At work a kid came to me with a problem.
+(Bonesy:" Kid:Hair is starting to grow in weird places,and pimples are on my face, and my voice is weird. Can you help me, random worker?")
+Pac-man wasn't working right.I looked at the screen and saw the game was on the kill screen that usually popped up when the player reached level 256,
+(Bonesy:"I never get past level nine. Also,why do we need this information?")
+but the kid had just started the game. I gave the kid his quarter back,and put the "Out of order" sign on the machine,but i saw the car from Rally-X drive across the screen. No one else seemed to notice.
+(Bonesy:"That's because you're a psychopath who talks to vidya gaemes.)
+I didn't want to stay after work that day,but i was worried Rally might do something worse if i didn't.
+(Bonesy:"Like write swears on the side of a machine in permanent marker. STOP MAKING ME WORK FOR MONEY!")
+I put my phone on a charger before going to talk to Rally.When i went to talk to him, he was bragging about what he had done, and it kinda sickened me how sadistic he was being,
+(Bonesy:"Creepypasta rule No.8 :Anything related to computers will become sadistic at one point.)
+taking joy that the game was out of order and might be taken out of the arcade.He started going into detail, saying he could imagine it rotting in a scrapyard (I don't think he really understands broken games don't go to scrapyards like broken cars do.)
+(Bonesy:"THEY DON'T!?!?! Five years of dumpster diving for Polybius, all for naught.)
+and he implied that he was going to take out some other games next.
+(Bonesy:"Is he a fuckin' fifties mobster?")
+I got really mad.
+(Bonesy:"YOU'RE MAKING MY JOB HARD YOU FRICK, STOP IT.")
+He was taking out other games to try and get gamers to play his.I started yelling at him,
+(Bonesy:"Like a psychopath.")
+telling him how sick he was,not caring if the janitor or anyone else heard and thought i was crazy.
+(Bonesy:"No one thinks it, unnamed protagonist. They KNOW it.")
+When i was done,for what seemed like hours but was probably a few minutes, the room was silent.Then,the game screen started flickering.The screen showed Rally, furious at me.He stated that he could do whatever he wanted,and i couldn't do anything about it.
+(Bonesy:"GOD MOM, I'M A GROWN MAN. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.I'M GOING TO JOIN LINKIN PARK!")
+I told him i could, and went for the (butt)plug to prove my point, but when i touched it,
+it burned my hand.The game was making loud high pitched sounds, my hand was throbbing with pain, and i started crying.
+(Bonesy:"Pussy.")
+I was so scared.Then the screen stopped flickering,the game sounds stopped,and all was quiet except for my crying.I got up and looked at the screen. "I'm sorry" it said.
+(Bonesy:"Sentient vidya gaem with a conscience?? Fuck this shit <Goes to other planet>)
+I was confused, and then the game broke down.The whole cabinet was hot.Rally had overheated himself in his rage.
+(Bonesy:"And then everyone fucked and died the end.)
+Some repairmen tried to see what happened,but they couldn't explain how a game just suddenly overheated.My employer concluded
+(Bonesy:"Because fuck just saying "My boss said". Gotta just be a fancy mothafucka, don'tcha?")
+that because the game was so old, it just malfunctioned,but i knew better.One thing i know is that Rally isn't dead.
+(Bonesy:"<In shitty M.Night voice> WHAT A TWEEST!!!")
+You see, my phone which was charging suddenly had a Rally-X background, all the ringtones were replaced with Rally-X sound effects and music, and i now have Rally-X Rumble on my phone.
+(Bonesy:"WHAT THE FUCK IS A RALLY-X RUMBLE??!?!??!)
+I guess Rally figured out how to make sure he would always be able to get someones attention.Once i got an angry phone call from someone who had recieved a prank phone call.I still think of Rally as a friend,
+(Bonesy:"WHY!?!")
+and sometimes i still talk to him.Whenever i talk about the last incident, he changes the subject.It appears to make him uncomfortable.Rally knew what was going on outside of his game.
+(Bonesy:"BUT HOW!???!")
+I don't know whether all games are capable of this.Like i said earlier, none of the other games in the arcade talked to me.But was that by choice,or because they were incapable?
+(Bonesy:"I'm willing to bet a lot of money on "Choice".)
+I tried asking Rally,but he still says it's because he's better,
+(Bonesy:"Narcissistic bastard.)
+so i guess i'll never really know for sure.
+(Bonesy:"Soooo,all he did was talk to you, break a game,burn you, and hack your phone? Nobody died? BUUULLLLSSSSHHHHIIIITTT!!!!! AND YOU NEVER TOLD US YOUR NAME,WHAT THE FUCK WRITER!?!??!?!?!)
+(As Bonesy said those last words, the scroll in front of him was set ablaze, and turned to ash before him.)
+<div style="border: solid 3px cyan; background-color:##CCCCFF;color: nowrap; display: inline; {{SUBST:border-recangle|1em}};">[[‎File:26224088.png.jpg|0x30px|link=]][[User:A Rather hilarious Bone Structure|<span style="color:red">'''''Bonesy'''''</span>]]</div> 19:53, July 21, 2015 (UTC)

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