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[[User:TheRussian2HeadedEagle|Владимир Ролдаников]] ([[User talk:TheRussian2HeadedEagle|talk]]) 09:12, January 17, 2015 (UTC)
== Thank you. ==
To: Kerbin
Thanks for the prompt reply. I appreciate that.
[[User:TheRussian2HeadedEagle|Владимир Ролдаников]] ([[User talk:TheRussian2HeadedEagle|talk]]) 01:52, January 18, 2015 (UTC)
== ayy ==
I think you're a pretty cool guy
eh bans faggots and doesnt afriad of anythign
[[User:Handsome Jerk|Hello Kiddos. Handsome Jack here.]] ([[User talk:Handsome Jerk|talk]]) 18:04, February 23, 2015 (UTC)
Kerbin for mother patrixxx when will we continue our purge?
[[User:D Wulf|D Wulf]] ([[User talk:D Wulf|talk]]) 14:52, April 13, 2015 (UTC)
When did we ever "stop" the purge? We never did, and the purge will always slowly continue, and will probably last as long as this community will exist, because there are so many bad articles out there in need of removal.
[[User:Kerbin|Kerbin]] ([[User talk:Kerbin|talk]]) 19:26, April 13, 2015 (UTC)
A hater of which I don't know of has banned your lord and savior so can you please unban your glorious father so I can stick again '''[[User:Super Father|Super Father]] ([[User talk:Super Father|talk]]) 02:36, April 14, 2015 (UTC)'''<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-size:30px;font-weight:bold;line-height:38px;background-color:rgb(0,108,176);"> Super Father</span>
== Molasses ==
If you are wondering about what I said, yes, Molasses does taste like sugar. [[User:PrinceCreeper|PrinceCreeper]] ([[User talk:PrinceCreeper|talk]]) 14:49, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
== Super Script ==
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We zoom into the Super Family House.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Mommy: Honey, you have to clean the house, Super Grandpa is coming over.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Super Grandpa, oh great, he’s almost as bad as Super Son. I fucking hate him.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Mommy: Just shut your fucking mouth and clean the goddamn house.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Okay, jesus fucking christ.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Mommy: Good.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Time to clean this motherfucker.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">
*cut to shitty montage of super father cleaning the house with stock images of a house interior*</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Okay, you stupid bitch, I’ve cleaned everything.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Mommy: Good. Super Grandpa should be here in about 20 minutes.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">
*20 fucking minutes later……*</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: I’m here, bitches.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Mommy: Hello, Super Grandpa.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: Shut the fuck up you stupid fat $5 ho.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Hey, she is a $20 ho!</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: That’s overpriced.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Mommy: Super Grandpa, why the fuck do you hate me?</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: I hate you because you’re a fucking overpriced prostitute that married my son.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Jesus, Super Grandpa, are you on your fucking period?</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME! YOU WILL FUCKING DIE!</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">
*Super Grandpa attempts to punch Super Father, but Super Father dodges*</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: That’s it, bitch, it’s on.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">
*insert shitty fight here*</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: Nice try, imposter.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">
*Super Grandpa removes the mask off of the fake Super Grandpa, revealing it to be Super Son.*</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Holy unnecessary plot twist!</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Son: Super Daddy I fucking hate you</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Shut the fuck up, you little piece of shit.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: You couldn’t even beat up a fly if you tried, Super Son.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Son: Shut the fuck up i’ll kill you!</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: I’d like to see you try, bitch.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Son: Mommy i want to crawl in your vagina</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Mommy: Get the fuck away from me, I would have had you aborted if I had the money.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: Can somebody please remove this little shit-stain already?</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Time to remove this little turd from the face of the fucking planet.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">
*Super Father pulls out rocket launcher “Murderizer 9000” and shoots Super Son, causing him to explode and fly away*</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Son: Looks like super son is blasting off again</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: Though, Super Father, I still wish that you married a better woman.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">
*Super Grandma arrives*</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandma: What the fuck did I miss?</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Oh, nothing much.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Everyone laughs as we zoom out of the house.</span></p>
<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">THE END</span>
<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[[User:PrinceCreeper|PrinceCreeper]] ([[User talk:PrinceCreeper|talk]]) 13:47, April 26, 2015 (UTC)</span>
==Hey Kebrin==
I think you might want to keep up with [http://thatcelticfurry.tumblr.com/ Celtics latest adventures]. <div style="border: solid 3px Gray; background-color:##CCCCFF;color: nowrap; display: inline; {{SUBST:border-recangle|1em}};"><nowiki>[[</nowiki>File: 24310410.png.jpg|0x30px|link=]][[User:TotemUxie|<span style="color:Red">'''''TotemUxie'''''</span>]]<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File: 480.gif|0x30px|link=]]</div> 02:51, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
== Kerbin ==
My application was passed, after a very short amount of time ;)
<div style="border: solid 3px black; background-color:gray;##CCCCFF;color: nowrap; display: inline; {{SUBST:border-recangle|1em}};"><nowiki>[[</nowiki>File: 26305601.png.jpg|0x30px|link=]][[User:Spoooky skeletons|<span style="color:white">'''''Spoooky'''''</span>]][</div> 01:50, May 12, 2015 (UTC)
==Ok...==
...I hope I won't be getting the "Celtic-treatment" from you, because I thought we were actually pretty good friends.
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color:blue; border:4px ridge black">'''[[User:--Carter|<span style="color:white;">"The aura is with me!!"</span>]]'''[[User_Talk:--Carter|<nowiki>|</nowiki><span style="color:white;">--CARTER</span>]]<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Lucario zpsf4ae0a08.gif|0x100px]]</span> '''10:36, May 30, 2015 (UTC)'''</p>
== Banned again. ==
SS decided it would be a great idea to fucking ban me for no reason rather then to piss me off, can you unban me?
Here's the resource pack you asked for:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/gogdz10yxa27pxs/ClawCraft.zip
[[User:Clawson263|Clawson263]] ([[User talk:Clawson263|talk]]) 14:20, June 10, 2015 (UTC)
==Leave==
i probably wont be coming here as much anymore so i just wanted to leave you my skype (lieutenantlesbian) and just let you know, ttyl on other wikis/tumblr/whatever man [[User:Skunkette|Skunkette]] ([[User talk:Skunkette|talk]]) 15:05, June 19, 2015 (UTC)
You should check out the "Special" Page
== 609=69 lel ==
609 edits. 609-0=69.lelelele.can you tell that im bored?<div style="border: solid 3px cyan; background-color:##CCCCFF;color: nowrap; display: inline; {{SUBST:border-recangle|1em}};">[[File:26224088.png.jpg|0x30px|link=]][[User:A Rather hilarious Bone Structure|<span style="color:red">'''''Bonesy'''''</span>]]</div> 23:03, June 29, 2015 (UTC)
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Get on again.
[[User:Deoderant Toothpaste|Deoderant Toothpaste]] ([[User talk:Deoderant Toothpaste|talk]]) 20:12, July 12, 2015 (UTC)
what are you lads playing? [[User:SOMEGUY123|SOMEGUY123]] ([[User talk:SOMEGUY123|talk]]) 21:03, July 12, 2015 (UTC)
== i guess you're dead ==
DED — [[User:Rumpg46691|DED]] ([[User talk:Rumpg46691|DED]] • [[Special:Contributions/Rumpg46691|DED]]) 04:07, October 10, 2015 (UTC)
==ey==
are you still lurking the site? just askin'
[[User:SOMEGUY123|SOMEGUY123]] ([[User talk:SOMEGUY123|talk]]) 16:40, October 14, 2015 (UTC)
==Sup, spanky?==
Miss me?
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color:blue; border:4px ridge black">'''[[User:--Carter|<span style="color:white;">"The aura is with me!!"</span>]]'''[[User_Talk:--Carter|<nowiki>|</nowiki><span style="color:white;">--CARTER</span>]]<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Lucario zpsf4ae0a08.gif|0x100px]]</span> '''13:05, October 14, 2015 (UTC)'''
Since you left before Celtic finally answered, I thought I'd tell you what he said. Basically, he said that conservatism is better because welfare is a waste of money. About freedom and stability, he answered that conservative governments don't care about their citizens. When I realized that his answer for money was just a reason that he disliked liberalism, I asked him again, but he just told me to "read [his] books". A true scholar.
[[User:SneakSnakes|SneakSnakes]] ([[User talk:SneakSnakes|talk]]) 23:56, December 2, 2015 (UTC)
I thought you died.
[[User:--Carter|--Carter]] ([[User talk:--Carter|talk]]) 17:21, December 10, 2015 (UTC)
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