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If you are wondering about what I said, yes, Molasses does taste like sugar. [[User:PrinceCreeper|PrinceCreeper]] ([[User talk:PrinceCreeper|talk]]) 14:49, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
== Super Script ==
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We zoom into the Super Family House.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Mommy: Honey, you have to clean the house, Super Grandpa is coming over.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Super Grandpa, oh great, he’s almost as bad as Super Son. I fucking hate him.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Mommy: Just shut your fucking mouth and clean the goddamn house.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Okay, jesus fucking christ.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Mommy: Good.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Time to clean this motherfucker.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">
*cut to shitty montage of super father cleaning the house with stock images of a house interior*</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Okay, you stupid bitch, I’ve cleaned everything.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Mommy: Good. Super Grandpa should be here in about 20 minutes.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">
*20 fucking minutes later……*</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: I’m here, bitches.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Mommy: Hello, Super Grandpa.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: Shut the fuck up you stupid fat $5 ho.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Hey, she is a $20 ho!</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: That’s overpriced.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Mommy: Super Grandpa, why the fuck do you hate me?</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: I hate you because you’re a fucking overpriced prostitute that married my son.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Jesus, Super Grandpa, are you on your fucking period?</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME! YOU WILL FUCKING DIE!</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">
*Super Grandpa attempts to punch Super Father, but Super Father dodges*</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: That’s it, bitch, it’s on.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">
*insert shitty fight here*</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: Nice try, imposter.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">
*Super Grandpa removes the mask off of the fake Super Grandpa, revealing it to be Super Son.*</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Holy unnecessary plot twist!</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Son: Super Daddy I fucking hate you</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Shut the fuck up, you little piece of shit.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: You couldn’t even beat up a fly if you tried, Super Son.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Son: Shut the fuck up i’ll kill you!</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: I’d like to see you try, bitch.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Son: Mommy i want to crawl in your vagina</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Mommy: Get the fuck away from me, I would have had you aborted if I had the money.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: Can somebody please remove this little shit-stain already?</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Time to remove this little turd from the face of the fucking planet.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">
*Super Father pulls out rocket launcher “Murderizer 9000” and shoots Super Son, causing him to explode and fly away*</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Son: Looks like super son is blasting off again</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandpa: Though, Super Father, I still wish that you married a better woman.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">
*Super Grandma arrives*</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Grandma: What the fuck did I miss?</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Father: Oh, nothing much.</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Everyone laughs as we zoom out of the house.</span></p>
<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">THE END</span>
<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[[User:PrinceCreeper|PrinceCreeper]] ([[User talk:PrinceCreeper|talk]]) 13:47, April 26, 2015 (UTC)</span>
==Hey Kebrin==
I think you might want to keep up with [http://thatcelticfurry.tumblr.com/ Celtics latest adventures]. <div style="border: solid 3px Gray; background-color:##CCCCFF;color: nowrap; display: inline; {{SUBST:border-recangle|1em}};"><nowiki>[[</nowiki>File: 24310410.png.jpg|0x30px|link=]][[User:TotemUxie|<span style="color:Red">'''''TotemUxie'''''</span>]]<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File: 480.gif|0x30px|link=]]</div> 02:51, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
== Kerbin ==
My application was passed, after a very short amount of time ;)
<div style="border: solid 3px black; background-color:gray;##CCCCFF;color: nowrap; display: inline; {{SUBST:border-recangle|1em}};"><nowiki>[[</nowiki>File: 26305601.png.jpg|0x30px|link=]][[User:Spoooky skeletons|<span style="color:white">'''''Spoooky'''''</span>]][</div> 01:50, May 12, 2015 (UTC)
==Ok...==
...I hope I won't be getting the "Celtic-treatment" from you, because I thought we were actually pretty good friends.
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color:blue; border:4px ridge black">'''[[User:--Carter|<span style="color:white;">"The aura is with me!!"</span>]]'''[[User_Talk:--Carter|<nowiki>|</nowiki><span style="color:white;">--CARTER</span>]]<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Lucario zpsf4ae0a08.gif|0x100px]]</span> '''10:36, May 30, 2015 (UTC)'''</p>
== Banned again. ==
SS decided it would be a great idea to fucking ban me for no reason rather then to piss me off, can you unban me?
Here's the resource pack you asked for:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/gogdz10yxa27pxs/ClawCraft.zip
[[User:Clawson263|Clawson263]] ([[User talk:Clawson263|talk]]) 14:20, June 10, 2015 (UTC)
==Leave==
i probably wont be coming here as much anymore so i just wanted to leave you my skype (lieutenantlesbian) and just let you know, ttyl on other wikis/tumblr/whatever man [[User:Skunkette|Skunkette]] ([[User talk:Skunkette|talk]]) 15:05, June 19, 2015 (UTC)
You should check out the "Special" Page
== 609=69 lel ==
609 edits. 609-0=69.lelelele.can you tell that im bored?<div style="border: solid 3px cyan; background-color:##CCCCFF;color: nowrap; display: inline; {{SUBST:border-recangle|1em}};">[[File:26224088.png.jpg|0x30px|link=]][[User:A Rather hilarious Bone Structure|<span style="color:red">'''''Bonesy'''''</span>]]</div> 23:03, June 29, 2015 (UTC)
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Get on again.
[[User:Deoderant Toothpaste|Deoderant Toothpaste]] ([[User talk:Deoderant Toothpaste|talk]]) 20:12, July 12, 2015 (UTC)
what are you lads playing? [[User:SOMEGUY123|SOMEGUY123]] ([[User talk:SOMEGUY123|talk]]) 21:03, July 12, 2015 (UTC)
== i guess you're dead ==
DED — [[User:Rumpg46691|DED]] ([[User talk:Rumpg46691|DED]] • [[Special:Contributions/Rumpg46691|DED]]) 04:07, October 10, 2015 (UTC)
==ey==
are you still lurking the site? just askin'
[[User:SOMEGUY123|SOMEGUY123]] ([[User talk:SOMEGUY123|talk]]) 16:40, October 14, 2015 (UTC)
==Sup, spanky?==
Miss me?
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color:blue; border:4px ridge black">'''[[User:--Carter|<span style="color:white;">"The aura is with me!!"</span>]]'''[[User_Talk:--Carter|<nowiki>|</nowiki><span style="color:white;">--CARTER</span>]]<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Lucario zpsf4ae0a08.gif|0x100px]]</span> '''13:05, October 14, 2015 (UTC)'''
Since you left before Celtic finally answered, I thought I'd tell you what he said. Basically, he said that conservatism is better because welfare is a waste of money. About freedom and stability, he answered that conservative governments don't care about their citizens. When I realized that his answer for money was just a reason that he disliked liberalism, I asked him again, but he just told me to "read [his] books". A true scholar.
[[User:SneakSnakes|SneakSnakes]] ([[User talk:SneakSnakes|talk]]) 23:56, December 2, 2015 (UTC)
I thought you died.
[[User:--Carter|--Carter]] ([[User talk:--Carter|talk]]) 17:21, December 10, 2015 (UTC)
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