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Do you have someone you really like? Someone you would do anything to thank, pay any price to help them out? If so, you may want to consider visiting Volvic City.
To get there, go to any decent sized grocery store and find the isle with water bottles and soda. Go into it, and close your eyes as tightly as you can. Whisper
When this happens,
You will now be in a strangely fake looking prehistoric jungle. Make your way through the jungle, and walk as quietly as you can as not to disturb and claymation animals that may be sleeping, it's rude to do that you know.
If you hear any movement, STOP, as quickly as you can, and look towards the noise. There are Catgirls in Volvic City.
Tyrannosaurus Alan will approach you.
He will ask
Say yes, Alan will take half of your Volcanicity. It will be embarrassing, but it'll be totally worth it. Alan will then talk about eating someone's parents and leave. Look up, and George will now be looking down at you and after a few seconds he will speak.
Speak the name of the person you appreciate, and as soon as you say their name, they will be given a fruit twist with their water, the best fruit twist they've ever tasted.
Say yes, and Alan will take the rest of your Volcanicity, leaving you feeling even more embarrassed. Look up again, George will have woken up.
Say the name of the one you appreciate, and they will be the daddy now (note this still applies if they are female). You will not be asked if you are satisfied this time, and you will not be able to return to the store. I told you to make sure you really liked someone before doing this, you will spend the rest of your life in the jungle, hydrated, with only your Ginseng and Guarana to keep you alert. Oh and George, Alan, and all of the extremely cute Catgirls are still there too, don't forget about them!
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