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Do you have someone you really like? Someone you would do anything to thank, pay any price to help them out? If so, you may want to consider visiting Volvic City.
 
To get there, go to any decent sized grocery store and find the isle with water bottles and soda. Go into it, and close your eyes as tightly as you can. Whisper "Roar, whatcha doin' mr. Volcano?", and concentrate on the darkness. You’veYou've probably noticed that there are faint colors and abstract shapes you can make out if you try to focus your eyes when they’rethey're closed, watch those images go by. After a few minutes, the images should start to get clearer and brighter.
 
When this happens, they’llthey'll start taking on detailed forms, images of birds, deformed claymation trees, and similar things. No matter what you see, keep your eyes closed. You’llYou'll start to lose track of time, but eventually the images will stop, and you’llyou'll see pure, clear water. When you’reyou're certain that you see pure water, open your eyes.
 
You will now be in a strangely fake looking prehistoric jungle. Make your way through the jungle, and walk as quietly as you can as not to disturb and claymation animals that may be sleeping, it's rude to do that you know.
 
If you hear any movement, STOP, as quickly as you can, and look towards the noise. There are Catgirls in Volvic City. It’sIt's bright enough that you can make out the slightest detail, they will be the cutest things you've ever seen and they give cookies to any humans they can find. How adorable! Keep moving until you reach the area where George The Volcano lives, you can't miss him.
 
Tyrannosaurus Alan will approach you.