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== PROLOGUE == |
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Lets start dis story with a famous quot: |
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We all know memes are awful. |
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That's why they die. |
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"I GOT GRAPES, WHAT YOU WATCHING SON!?" - NUMP, Teh Nutshack (2007) |
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When they die, they go to a graveyard |
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I was at the meme graveyard. I waz starin at some ded memes. It was beautiful. All the bad memez were in their graves, where the deserve to fucking die. Ahh. The ded memes. I just love seeing the grave of deez nuts. I loved spending all of my happy times here. As i spilled chicken grease on the grave of deez nuts, i was like fuck it chicken isnt good without grease. so i dumped the bucket into the grave. But because im fucking retarded and didn't know the chocken had superpowers!! The chiken turned into ground chicken and then deez nuts guy eated the chicken and turned into zombie. "DEEEZ NUUUTS!", he bellowed. All of the dead memes rose. |
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The Meme Graveyard. |
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== Chaptar Dos: Meme Mind Control == |
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Deez Nuts decided to start and army. So they all pulled phones from their anuses and started posting the memes. They got onto vine, started making shitty vines, posted memes on fuckbook, posted memes on tumblr to trigger those little faggot transgender furries. They start to contro the populus. As more memes came from their grave, more memes got posted. Because I fucking h8 memes, I found out and i was like oh no it was the chiken!! I knew i had to do something to stop these cancer memes before the world explodes and dies to death. |
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There is where all the dead memes lie, and where the smart people go to spit on their graves and say, "Weren't these memes shit? How have we not devolved as a society?" |
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== Chapter Tree: Undercover Memeage == |
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I knew i had to do something. And everyone was mind controlled, and i fucking didn't want more vine comps on youtube, so i printed out a doge and make a paper mask. I knew this would work cuz im fucking stupid. So i went to the meme base that i knew where it was because fuck you, plot relevance. I went to the memehouse and went undercover. I asked a meme what the weaknesses of memes were. They said dank memes. I was like lol k. Then the real doge came in and said, da fuq m8 im real doge. I got spookked. Then deez nuts threw a cracker at me. Because I'm a fucking pussy, I got knocked out. All i could see darkness and memes. |
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That is until one day, the memes arose... |
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== Chapter One: Rise of The Memes == |
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I was at the Meme Graveyard spending my free time there, pissing on the graves of all the memes, and asking myself how we weren't bombed or devolved as a society after creating these cancerous memes. I got bored of this, so I left. I was drinking a cocaine-laced energy drink, when I spilled it onto the grave of Cool Cat. I got pissed, but then I realized I had another. So I drank it and threw the can. Little did I know that cocaine and energy drinks have supernatural effects on memes. As I walked away, Cool Cat came out of the grave, and said "I LOVE BABIES!". |
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Cool Cat wanted to strike after being beaten into the ground. His piss stained costume was dirty and bloodied. He decided that he had to start an army and takeover the world, and then people would know the name that is Cool Cat. He decided to shit magical orange cat shit on every meme's grave. Because magic or something, they all came back to life. SUddenly, facebook flooded with shitty memes and vine became more of a cancer mine that everyone liked. They then brainwashed everyone, except me, because fuck memes. |
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Revision as of 19:25, 8 February 2016
PROLOGUE
We all know memes are awful.
That's why they die.
When they die, they go to a graveyard
The Meme Graveyard.
There is where all the dead memes lie, and where the smart people go to spit on their graves and say, "Weren't these memes shit? How have we not devolved as a society?"
That is until one day, the memes arose...
Chapter One: Rise of The Memes
I was at the Meme Graveyard spending my free time there, pissing on the graves of all the memes, and asking myself how we weren't bombed or devolved as a society after creating these cancerous memes. I got bored of this, so I left. I was drinking a cocaine-laced energy drink, when I spilled it onto the grave of Cool Cat. I got pissed, but then I realized I had another. So I drank it and threw the can. Little did I know that cocaine and energy drinks have supernatural effects on memes. As I walked away, Cool Cat came out of the grave, and said "I LOVE BABIES!".
Chapter Two: The Meme Takeover
Cool Cat wanted to strike after being beaten into the ground. His piss stained costume was dirty and bloodied. He decided that he had to start an army and takeover the world, and then people would know the name that is Cool Cat. He decided to shit magical orange cat shit on every meme's grave. Because magic or something, they all came back to life. SUddenly, facebook flooded with shitty memes and vine became more of a cancer mine that everyone liked. They then brainwashed everyone, except me, because fuck memes.
WILL CONTINUE LATER MAYBE.
