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'''what ‘WHO KILLED THE COW?’ is'''
WHO KILLED THE COW? is an amazingly stupid and clever story where a bunch of dumb farmers find there cows killed and murdered and they all have one thing in common: they all shout
there are many versions of ‘who killed the cow?’ if you want to read them then scroll down, but these are just few of the many versions of who killed the cow. the original version was never found but just look it up and if you find the original version then good for you and post it on here so everyone knows who really killed the cow.
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'''original version'''
farmer joe awoke with a start. he had heard a loud bang that woke him up. joe was angry because he was trying to get his beauty sleep. he sat up and shook his wife from sleep.
'''it strikes again'''
farmer frank was sleeping peacefully when he heard a loud crash. he sat up straight and went down staires and got his gun. he said
'''modern version'''
farmer farmer was gettin some nice sleep before he heard a loud
'''better then the rest version'''
farmer man laid down on his bed for a few seconds before he herd someding dat sounded like a cow screaming as if it was being murdered. farmer man remembered he had boughten a cow the other day and it was kill-a-cow season and sat up. his cow was no doubt being murdered by someone. or something…. hahhahahah farmer man got his gun. ‘who ever is tring to kill my cow will pay” he said and then he went downstairs and heard another scream of a cow and ran faster and faster. wen he went outside he real ized he was to late, the cow was mutilated and bloody and murdered and farmer man looked at the chicken and the chicken said
'''who did kill the cow?'''
WHO KILLED THE COW? causes controversy among the fellow interneters about who did kill the cow. many people say that jeff the killer did it but other theorizes saud that masky or eyeless jack or laughing jack or any other creepypasta person killed the cow. kill the cow! some times farmers will find giant circles in their fields but this time is different; when they find a dead mutilated cow of theres they will be way way way more then likely to call the police. no one has ever figured out who killed the cow. some people put up signs on farms without farmers permission that say
'''how to prevent your cow from being kild.'''
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2. another way to prevent your cow from beng tortured it to have a tazor an axe a gun a heck slayer and a groin grinder under your pillow. grinding groins of the cow killers will make them run away.
3. cows are very loud when they say
4. always set up a security camera in the pen of your cows pen. if you see the bad guy wen he brakes into a pen then you can identify him and look up his profile.
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7. there are many versions of who killed the cow.
8. who killed the cow is a contriverseal internet phenomena and even has it’s own wiki called
9. who killed the cow can be used as a meta fore.
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