Wake Me Up When My Wifi Works

Lyrics to a small song about someone mourning the loss of their Intel Pentium II... and is pissed cuz' his wifi stopped working like the piece of shit that it is.

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Summer has come and passed,

Youtube and Facebook will never last,

Wake me up when my wifi works.

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Like my Pentium II's come to pass,

Seven years has gone so fast,

Wake me up when my wifi works.

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Here come the trolls again,

Falling from tumblr,

Drenched in this flame war again,

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Becoming squeakers who rage on Xbox Live.

As my headset rests,

from all the little shits on Xbox Live,

Wake me up when my wifi works.

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The 90s have come and passed,

Spingebill will never last,

Wake me up when my wifi works.

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Bring out the edge again,

Like we did when My Immortal began,

Wake me up when my wifi works.

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Here come the trolls again,

Falling from tumblr,

Drenched in this flame war with a bunch of idiots again (OH COME ON!!),

Becoming little shits on Xbox Live,

Losing brain cells along the way.

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As my wifi rests,

but never forgets the insane cringe,

Wake me up when my wifi works.

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Summer has come and passed,

Giving me skin cancer,

My wifi will never last,

Wake me up when my wifi works.

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Like my Pentium II's come to pass,

Twenty years has gone so fast,

Wake me up when my wifi works,

I said, WAKE ME UP WHEN MY SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING WIFI STARTS WORKING AGAIN, DUMBASS!!!!!!!!1111!!!!11!!11