Wake Me Up When My Wifi Works

Lyrics to a small song about someone mourning the loss of their Intel Pentium II... and is pissed cuz' his wifi stopped working like the piece of shit that it is.

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Summer has come and passed,
YouTube and Facebook will never last,
Wake me up when my wi-fi works.

Like my Pentium II's come to pass,
Seven years has gone so fast,
Wake me up when my wi-fi works.

Here come the trolls again,
Falling from tumblr,
Drenched in this flame war again,

Becoming squeakers who rage on Xbox Live.
As my headset rests,
from all the little shits on Xbox Live,
Wake me up when my wi-fi works.

The 90s have come and passed,
Spingebill will never last,
Wake me up when my wi-fi works.

Bring out the edge again,
Like we did when My Immortal began,
Wake me up when my wi-fi works.

Here come the trolls again,
Falling from tumblr,
Drenched in this flame war with a bunch of idiots again (OH COME ON!!),
Becoming little shits on Xbox Live,
Losing brain cells along the way.

As my wi-fi rests,
but never forgets the insane cringe,
Wake me up when my wi-fi works.

Summer has come and passed,
Giving me skin cancer,
My wi-fi will never last,
Wake me up when my wi-fi works.

Like my Pentium II's come to pass,
Twenty years has gone so fast,
Wake me up when my wifi works,
Wake me up when my wifi works,
I said, WAKE ME UP WHEN MY SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING WIFI STARTS WORKING AGAIN, DUMBASS!!!!!!!!1111!!!!11!!11

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