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As she rides in a taxi from Dallas to Corpus Christi, he thinks of what this salty seaman will look like and how to find him. She thinks about asking around but she thinks that asking people about the saltiest seaman isn't a good idea. Then she thinks of just looking for him but that would make too much sense so she decides against it. She decides to lick every seaman he sees. After licking many seamen she finally decides to just sit in one place and wait for him to come to her. A guy smelling of oysters walks up to him and asks "Want to buy some lobsters?" She stands up and licks the man's forehead. It is the saltiest one he has licked yet. So she asks the man, " Are you the saltiest seaman?" He replies, "Yes, what can I get you?" The unisex named human jumps around in excitement. She yells, "Can I have your finest semen?" The man looks down at his crotch. She nods her head from side to side and exclaims, "No! Whale semen." Aaron looks down with disappointment. "50 bucks a bottle" he says sadly. "50 bucks!?!" she exclaims. Aaron then gives an in-depth, disturbingly detailed, story of why it cost $50 a bottle. Leslie almost throws up, then hands him 10 $100 bills. She takes her bottles of "milk" and goes back to Dallas. He has a hard time explaining to the cab driver what it is that is in the bottles, so she doesn't even try.
Once she's back in Dallas, she instantly consumes (i mean DOWNS) the semen. "Well shit! now I'm out!". So she goes back home, depressed over the loss of his now favorite drink. Oh well, at least he had
[[File:Gary Oak.jpg|thumb|221x221px|Gary 'Motherfucking' Oak]]
John Cena,
[[File:John cena.jpg|thumb|238x238px|John Cena]]
Donald Trump, and The Flash." Leslie gasped, "But, how will we ever win!?" Optimus Cage stops and looks down at him. "Because we have Bill Nye and 11th Doctor with Doritos." Leslie smiled, he knew that as long as Bill and The Doctor were with them they had a chance. "But I'm sure you haven't forgotten the original members of the
[[File:2fort.jpg|thumb|220x220px|2-Fort, Good Guys' Secret Hideout]]
He let Leslie out. "Thanks but couldn't you have transformed into a car and I ride inside?" Leslie asks. "Well, I don't transform into a car, I turn into a Nicholas Cage." Replies Optimus. "But I thought that you could only turn into machi-" "Oh look! Bill Nye!" Caeg cuts off Leslie. "
[[File:Inator.jpg|thumb|163x163px|P.E.N.I.S. Lazer]]
Leslie asks. "Yes, Particle Expelling Neutral Inhibiting Special Lazer. It only takes 6 episodes to charge too!" Bill says. "Somehow, I don't think that was an
[[File:Zuko.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Zuko]]
"Damnit! how did you know this was going to happen!?" Bill screams at the sky. "Really? all these years and your still a dumbass.." says the announcer. "*You're" replies Bill. "ENOUGH! FOR GOD'S SAKE!" screams Zuko, "We attack at
Shia let's forth a mighty "JUST DO IT!" and shakes the ground. "Ok guys! strategy tiem! We need to taek out that sexy cannibal Shia!" suggests Leslie. But as they begin there strangely uninterrupted strategy meeting, the rest of the members of the illuminarti came into view. "Man, what's with all the noise? I was trying to get my beauty sleep" complains Gary. "I don't know, but I bet it's the mexicans' fault!" replies Trump. "I don't care who's fault it is! I wanna R-KO
[[File:Jonald Trena.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The Gem-Fushion, Jonald Trena]]
Before anyone can act, because of the pure shock of Donald Trump and John Cena doing the tango, Jonlad Trena picks up the P.E.N.I.S. Lazer and throws it acrooss the world. "Well, fuck this I'm out!" say the doctor and Nye in unision. "GREAT FUCKIN' WORK YOU TWO!" Shouts Zuko as they run. "SHUT UP FLAME BOY!" they respond. "Why the fuck am I still here? Bill Cipher is gone." Zuko leaves like a little bitch. "Well, it's just you and me Trena." "Wrong Leslie, it's just
The End.
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