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As she rides in a taxi from Dallas to Corpus Christi, he thinks of what this salty seaman will look like and how to find him. She thinks about asking around but she thinks that asking people about the saltiest seaman isn't a good idea. Then she thinks of just looking for him but that would make too much sense so she decides against it. She decides to lick every seaman he sees. After licking many seamen she finally decides to just sit in one place and wait for him to come to her. A guy smelling of oysters walks up to him and asks "Want to buy some lobsters?" She stands up and licks the man's forehead. It is the saltiest one he has licked yet. So she asks the man, " Are you the saltiest seaman?" He replies, "Yes, what can I get you?" The unisex named human jumps around in excitement. She yells, "Can I have your finest semen?" The man looks down at his crotch. She nods her head from side to side and exclaims, "No! Whale semen." Aaron looks down with disappointment. "50 bucks a bottle" he says sadly. "50 bucks!?!" she exclaims. Aaron then gives an in-depth, disturbingly detailed, story of why it cost $50 a bottle. Leslie almost throws up, then hands him 10 $100 bills. She takes her bottles of "milk" and goes back to Dallas. He has a hard time explaining to the cab driver what it is that is in the bottles, so she doesn't even try.
Once she's back in Dallas, she instantly consumes (i mean DOWNS) the semen. "Well shit! now I'm out!". So she goes back home, depressed over the loss of his now favorite drink. Oh well, at least he had
[[File:Gary Oak.jpg|thumb|221x221px|Gary 'Motherfucking' Oak]]
John Cena,
[[File:John cena.jpg|thumb|238x238px|John Cena]]
Donald Trump, and The Flash." Leslie gasped, "But, how will we ever win!?" Optimus Cage stops and looks down at him. "Because we have Bill Nye and 11th Doctor with Doritos." Leslie smiled, he knew that as long as Bill and The Doctor were with them they had a chance. "But I'm sure you haven't forgotten the original members of the
[[File:2fort.jpg|thumb|220x220px|2-Fort, Good Guys' Secret Hideout]]
He let Leslie out. "Thanks but couldn't you have transformed into a car and I ride inside?" Leslie asks. "Well, I don't transform into a car, I turn into a Nicholas Cage." Replies Optimus. "But I thought that you could only turn into machi-" "Oh look! Bill Nye!" Caeg cuts off Leslie. "
[[File:Inator.jpg|thumb|163x163px|P.E.N.I.S. Lazer]]
Leslie asks. "Yes, Particle Expelling Neutral Inhibiting Special Lazer. It only takes 6 episodes to charge too!" Bill says. "Somehow, I don't think that was an
[[File:Zuko.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Zuko]]
"Damnit! how did you know this was going to happen!?" Bill screams at the sky. "Really? all these years and your still a dumbass.." says the announcer. "*You're" replies Bill. "ENOUGH! FOR GOD'S SAKE!" screams Zuko, "We attack at
Shia let's forth a mighty "JUST DO IT!" and shakes the ground. "Ok guys! strategy tiem! We need to taek out that sexy cannibal Shia!" suggests Leslie. But as they begin there strangely uninterrupted strategy meeting, the rest of the members of the illuminarti came into view. "Man, what's with all the noise? I was trying to get my beauty sleep" complains Gary. "I don't know, but I bet it's the mexicans' fault!" replies Trump. "I don't care who's fault it is! I wanna R-KO 'em!" Cena interjects. "Y'all need to chill out, for rizzle." Snoop says. "I wanna take their souls!" says bill cy- "DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE AN INTRODUCTION FOR EVERY BAD GUY!?!?" Zuko interruptingly shouts at the sky (like an asshole). Yes it is necessary. Now, bak 2 duh plat. The Flash doesn't say anything, he just continues doing cocaine like always. "I've got this guys!" Optimus says, then runs out onto the battlefield, flailing his arms until he is completely destroyed. his final words were "Well, fuck." Zuko tries to firebend but then realizes that there's no fire so he just sits there complaining like a little bitch and in the end was completely useless for this fight. Leslie flirts with the illuminarti to try and get them to just give up. It has an adversly different effect than intended. Now all the illuminarti memebers were completely incapacitated from throwing up so much. "Now fier teh laza!" Bill yells. "Thank god you guys attempted to battle them first! you wasted like 2 seasons! So now it's ready to fire!"The doctor buts in. "FUCKNG FIRE IT ALREADY!" Zuko screams. "IMMA FIRIN MA LAZAHRRR! BWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!11!!!!!!111!!" The P.E.N.I.S. Lazer lands a direct hit! it wipes out The Flash, Gary Oak, and Shia. "Guys! Don't worry! I saw the series finale of Gravity Falls! I know how to beat Bill!" screams the doctor. "How!?" everyone else asks in unision. "I forgot. But I remember how to render all his powers useless! Everyone, encrypt your thoughts!" "Well shit, I'm out guys!" Bill flies away. 'Bill Nye uses Science Bitch!' 'It's super effective!' 'Snoop leaves the battle to go to rehab for his cannabis problem'. "Fucking Shit!" screams John Cena. "It's ok John. If I can become a billionaire just using a small loan of a million dollars from my father, we can win this fight!" Tromp encourages him. "I have an idea!" Cena says, then whispers into Trump's ear for about 13 trillion-gazillion nanoseconds. "Shall we?" Cena asks. "Gladly!" replies Trump. They begin doing the Tango. "What the fuck are they doing?" asks the doctor. "wait a
[[File:Jonald Trena.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The Gem-Fushion, Jonald Trena]]
Before anyone can act, because of the pure shock of Donald Trump and John Cena doing the tango, Jonlad Trena picks up the P.E.N.I.S. Lazer and throws it acrooss the world. "Well, fuck this I'm out!" say the doctor and Nye in unision. "GREAT FUCKIN' WORK YOU TWO!" Shouts Zuko as they run. "SHUT UP FLAME BOY!" they respond. "Why the fuck am I still here? Bill Cipher is gone." Zuko leaves like a little bitch. "Well, it's just you and me Trena." "Wrong Leslie, it's just
The End.
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