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This is a story about something that really happened to me a couple months ago. What happened to me traumatized me and I still have nightmares about it to this day.
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"Whoa! What the hell did you do that for!" I yelled.
▲"Yeah he is!" Wario said angrily. Wario took hold of Birdo's limp body and pulled down her pants to reveal Birdo's microscopic, shriveled up, old man penis. I could tell she hadn't used it in a long time. I was so disgusted! Why would they put that in a video game?
"You didn't have to do that!" I said to Wario.
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"I heard you screaming." He said. "What happened?"
"I was
"Where'd he go!" He said. I could tell was concerned.
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After that incident I filed a lawsuit against HTC for making a machine that caused me trauma. They say that I'm exaggerating and that they're not responsible for any games other people make for their product, but I think that's a load of bullshit.
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