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"Whoa! What the hell did you do that for!" I yelled.
 
"Yeah he is!" Wario said angrily. Wario took hold of Birdo's limp body and pulled down her pants to reveal Birdo's microscopic, shriveled up, old man penis. I could tell she hadn't used it in a long time. I was so disgusted! Why would they put that in a video game?
"I hate all those goddamn trannys ruining my games!" he said.
 
"Birdo's transgender?" I questioned.
 
"Yeah he is!" Wario said angrily. Wario took hold of Birdo's limp body and pulled down her pants to reveal Birdo's microscopic, shriveled up, old man penis. I could tell she hadn't used it in a long time. I was so disgusted! Why would they put that in a video game?
 
"You didn't have to do that!" I said to Wario.
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"I heard you screaming." He said. "What happened?"
 
"I was rapedfucked!" I said "RapedViolated by a fat Italian plumber dressed as a cowboy!"
 
"Where'd he go!" He said. I could tell was concerned.