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The MANSCAPED Lawn Mower is trusted by over two million men worldwide. That's over four million balls. So why don't you join them and use the right tools for the job because when it comes to balls, you don't want to muck about. (pool balls clacking) |
The MANSCAPED Lawn Mower is trusted by over two million men worldwide. That's over four million balls. So why don't you join them and use the right tools for the job because when it comes to balls, you don't want to muck about. (pool balls clacking) |
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Revision as of 05:59, 25 January 2023
We need to talk about your balls. (pool balls clacking) Are they smooth, or covered in bits of annoying fluff? (blows) These are my balls. See how they glisten in the light? Your balls can be like these, but you got to use the right tools for the job.
This? No. This? No! This? Only if that's what you're into.
Balls are delicate, sensitive, easy to damage. Someone's taken a chunk out of that one. That's why I use The Lawn Mower 4.0. It's got SkinSafe Technology with a replaceable ceramic blade so you can trim with confidence. It's got an LED light so you can always see what you're doing. Lights please! And what's more, it's got a wireless charging system and it's waterproof. You can even drop it in your pint. (beer fizzing) You wouldn't want to drink it though. It's got pubes in it.
The MANSCAPED Lawn Mower is trusted by over two million men worldwide. That's over four million balls. So why don't you join them and use the right tools for the job because when it comes to balls, you don't want to muck about. (pool balls clacking)
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