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So…So... it had finally happened. I finally got Super Mario Galaxy 2 for Christmas. I was grateful for it, as, I was a hardcore Mario fan. Not like my school agrees with me. I get picked on at school for liking Mario. I remember the things they said to me.
 
Like "Hey, Rob, where's Mario?" I hate Bullshit like that that happens at my school. I am a social outcast, and I have no friends. Everyone at my school likes their Call of Duty's, and their Halo's. If I went to school in the ‘80'80's or the ‘90'90's, everyone would love Nintendo. And I would have friends.
 
I looked at the box cover, I could tell it was innocent enough. Mario, with his jolly smile, perched on Yoshi's back. A warm smile grew on my face. I was happy.
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Later that day, after I had my Christmas dinner, I slid the disc into my Wii. It started loading, and then the bright logo came up on the screen.
 
Super Mario Galaxy 2…2...
 
I started a new save with my Mii as the planet. I was pumped. Here we go! It started up smoothly and I played it for a few hours. I loved it! I t was a massive step up from the first game. The story was great. The characters were great. The power ups were great. The music was great. The levels were great. The game was fantastic as an overall experience!
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hat he usually sounded:
 
"So you win…win... again. I hope you're happy"
 
Then it just carried on like nothing happened. I felt confused. Bowser would never say anything like that. It was slightly disturbing. Maybe, it was just a bug that the editors forgot to notice.
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My character froze in place. Dino Piranha came and ripped Mario's head off.
 
Game over music played. But it was really static-y. I smelt a burning scent. But I was not sure where it came from. This was terrifying. I was not sure how to react. I remember what my mother said to me 3 weeks ago. "Santa got it me, to give to you." Why would Santa give me this unholy piece of Crap…Crap...
 
The following morning, I was curious, so I went back on the game. I started up my Wii and I went and got the Super Mario Galaxy 2 box.
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Each time was a little louder. Until, the last time, he said it so loud I thought my ear drums would break
 
[[File:Wng.png|thumb|250px|Dead Yoshi after coming out of egg]]
 
I finally got to Yoshi Star. I was relieved that it started normally. I defeated Kamek, the wizard Koopa. And I could access Yoshi. When I burst the egg, blood went everywhere. On the enemy's, on the floor, on Mario. I then saw Yoshi's tattered corpse, his eye out of his socket, limbs missing, coughing up blood.He made a slight yelp, a painful one, and dropped dead. Not only did I throw up in my mouth. But I started crying. This is a true nightmare. I smelt that burning smell again. I quit the galaxy. A textbox popped up, it said:
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I answered yes, it said:
 
"I know when you're lying…lying..."
 
I got out my magnifying glass. The text said:
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It was signed my Shigeru Miyamoto, the guy who was behind Mario. I had a shocked look on my face as I went back to the game. I answered yes this time. I went back to the map screen. I saw fire everywhere, all galaxy's were destroyed, alongside Starship Mario. Lastly, the music was played very slowly, but loudly. I quit the game instantly. I went to put in the disc of Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. Yet I got a message on my letter box in my Wii. I read it:
 
"Just remember, the fiery pits of hell await you…you..."
 
"Welcome New Galaxy"
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"WELCOME NEW GALAXY."
 
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