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(Created page with "Hello I’m homeless guy and I live in the back alley of Nickelodeon studios One day when I was looking for food I saw a Nickelodeon employee dropping something in the bin which was my house btw and he grabbed a big ass shotgun and then BANG he shoot himself when I was putting him in my collection of dead bodies a note dropped on the floor and it says “yo you know that homeless cunt that keep eating our lunch won’t it be funny if I put this spooky vhs tape that we...")
 
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And then a floating police hat with a gun said “time to die” and SpongeBob said “I can’t I’m the main character” and he then slapped it to the bottomless pit and then the ghost of car appeared and said “why did you kill me” “I also killed your father I put tnt in his ass and he blow in goofy golfers “ said SpongeBob “YOU DID WHAT” said the car and then SpongeBob jumped on him and he blow up and then the ghost of krusty crab appeared and said “SpongeBob I thought you loved me why did you kill me?” And SpongeBob said “Funny” “oh okay” said the krusty krab and leaves and whole Bikini Bottom said “stop” and SpongeBob laughed and said “IM AM GOD” and get big and crushes everyone and looked at the camera said “eat cereal or this will be you” and he shows his shoe with blood and the episode ends as the credits rolls plays but it wasn’t with the normal credits music it lond ass rock music with swear words and the tv blow and the janitor come in to the room and begin to smack me in head with broom and throw out the window and later that day I turned into the welp vhs tape and some cunt found me and then aired the episode and all the kids that watched it come CEREAL EATERS
The message of the story:EAT YOUR CEREAL KIDSSSS {{Comments}}
 
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