Welp

Hello I’m homeless guy and I live in the back alley of Nickelodeon studios One day when I was looking for food I saw a Nickelodeon employee dropping something in the bin which was my house btw and he grabbed a big ass shotgun and then BANG he shoot himself when I was putting him in my collection of dead bodies a note dropped on the floor and it says “yo you know that homeless cunt that keep eating our lunch won’t it be funny if I put this spooky vhs tape that we found while doing demon magic in his house as a epic prank and shoot my self lol” I went towards my house and saw the vhs tape it said “welp” I snuck into Nickelodeon storage room with my epic climbing skills and put in the vhs in vhs player and tv both i stole from ikea and it played It was a episode of SpongeBob the intro played normally but when spongebab was jumping on his name he fell and broke into 100 pieces of sponge and the blood on the letter B and Elmo come on the screen and said “B is for blood kids” and disappeared and then it zoomed into SpongeBob and it stayed like that for 50 seconds (also I found a stopwatch in the storage room) and the title said “welp” and opened credits just said nobody made this The episode started in mrs puff boating school and she said “okay class what one you should not do while driving” in perfect timing SpongeBob kicked the door down and shouted “I KNOW I WILL SHOW YOU” “oh great what are you doing to this time Sponge-“ said miss puff but before she can finish of her sentence SpongeBob grabbed a ak-47 miss puff said “SPONGE BOB NOOOOOO” and then he grabbed and another ak-47 shot everyone while laughing it lasted for 5 minutes and then SpongeBob stole miss puff key and took her car her car looked like a real life car spongiebob got in the car and went full speed and said “I’m going to kill mr krabs” while SpongeBob going to the krusty krab he did terrorist attacks meanline in Krusty krab mr krabs was taking a shit and reading the news paper that says SpongeBob is a terrorist mr krab got mad and said “SpongeBob me boy cum here right now” in perfect timing spinbob crashes into the krusty Karp killing mr krab and Patrick and krusty krab SpongeBob walking out the krusty krab on fire and the victory song from persona 5 playing and the police come the police officer was realistic Sponge with a police hat and two guns that was pointing squadward who was burying mr krab and Rick The police officer said”did you do this” “no” said squadword and SpongeBob walked up and “I did” the police officer that so pissed that he accidentally threw squidward to a bottomless pit and he armed his two gun at SpongeBob eyes and then SpongeBob did a backflip and then he drooped kicked him in to a bottomless pit and Gary walked up and “oh god you have blood’ and SpongeBob bein walking home but the ghosts of Rick and mr crab appeared infront of him and mr krab ghost “sponge boy why did you kill meeee” “because you owned me money and I wanted it “ said SpongeBob and the ghost of pat said “why did you me then” “because fuck you” said SpongeBob and he spins kicking and both fall to the bottomless pit And then a floating police hat with a gun said “time to die” and SpongeBob said “I can’t I’m the main character” and he then slapped it to the bottomless pit and then the ghost of car appeared and said “why did you kill me” “I also killed your father I put tnt in his ass and he blow in goofy golfers “ said SpongeBob “YOU DID WHAT” said the car and then SpongeBob jumped on him and he blow up and then the ghost of krusty crab appeared and said “SpongeBob I thought you loved me why did you kill me?” And SpongeBob said “Funny” “oh okay” said the krusty krab and leaves and whole Bikini Bottom said “stop” and SpongeBob laughed and said “IM AM GOD” and get big and crushes everyone and looked at the camera said “eat cereal or this will be you” and he shows his shoe with blood and the episode ends as the credits rolls plays but it wasn’t with the normal credits music it lond ass rock music with swear words and the tv blow and the janitor come in to the room and begin to smack me in head with broom and throw out the window and later that day I turned into the welp vhs tape and some cunt found me and then aired the episode and all the kids that watched it come CEREAL EATERS

The message of the story:EAT YOUR CEREAL KIDSSSS

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