Welp

Hello I’m homeless guy and I live in the back alley of Nickelodeon studios

One day when I was looking for food I saw a Nickelodeon employee dropping something in the bin which was my house btw and he grabbed a big ass shotgun and then BANG he shoot himself and blood was everywhere when I was putting him in my collection of dead bodies a note dropped on the floor and it says “yo you know that homeless cunt that keep eating our lunch won’t it be funny if I put this spooky vhs tape that we found while doing demon magic in his house as a epic prank and shoot my self with a gun lol” I went towards my house and saw the vhs tape it said “welp” I snuck into Nickelodeon storage room with my epic climbing skills and put in the vhs in vhs player and tv both i stole from ikea and it played

It was a episode of SpongeBob the intro played normally but when spongebab was jumping on his name he fell and broke into 100 pieces of sponge and blood on the letter B and Elmo come on the screen and said “B is for blood kids” and disappeared and then it zoomed into SpongeBob and it stayed like that for 50 seconds (also I found a stopwatch in the storage room) and the title said “welp” and opened credits just said nobody made this

The episode started with SpongeBob cooking burgers and singing the fnaf song by tombstone but when it got to the part where foxy steals some dumbass money, Patrick said “hey SpongeBob guess who got their driver license that me””Again it got taken away from you because you were a dick”said SpongeBob yeah remember that episode patrick was kind of a dick right Patrick says “but I learn my lesson btw I heard mrs puff that a exam is going to start if you fuck this one up you going to get kicked out and also you going to be there all day so I decided to take your job” and mr Krab come in said “and I’m also going take $2 way from you okay bye” and when SpongeBob was leaving his job he found squadward putting a picture of Patrick on the employee of the month wall and saying “no SpongeBob and more Patrick he is more quiet” SpongeBob was sad and went home crying and saying “that dick head Patrick is going to take everything from my job and my car” and SpongeBob got a idea while eating cereal and said “he taking $2 away from me that means mr krabs owns me money I guess I do something tomorrow”and the next day in puff boating school and mrs puff said “okay class what is one you should not do while driving” in perfect timing SpongeyBobby kicked the door down and shouted “I KNOW I KNOW I WILL SHOW YOU” “oh great what are you doing to this time Sponge-“ said miss puff but before she can finish of her sentence SpongeBob grabbed a ak-47 miss puff said “SPONGE BOB NOOOOOO” and then he grabbed and another ak-47 shot everyone while laughing it lasted for 5 minutes and then SpongeBob stole miss puff key and took her car her car looked like a real life car spongiebob got in the car and went full speed and said “I’m going to kill mr krabs” while SpongeBab going to the krusty krab he did terrorist attacks he destroyed houses and he run over sandals meanline in Krusty krab mr krabs was taking a shit and reading the news paper that says SpongeBob is a terrorist mr krab got mad and said “SpongeBob me boy cum here right now” in perfect timing spinbob crashes into the krusty Karp killing mr krab and Patrick and krusty krab SpongeBob walking out the krusty krab on fire and the victory song from persona 5 playing and the police come the police officer was realistic Sponge with a police hat and two guns that was pointing squadward who was burying mr krab and Rick

The police officer said”did you do this” “no” said squadword and SponBob walked up and said “I did” the police officer that so pissed that he accidentally threw squidward to a bottomless pit and he armed his two gun at SpongeBob eyes and then SpongeBoob did a backflip and then he drooped kicked him in to a bottomless pit and Gary walked up and said “oh god you have blood’ and SpongeBop bein walking home but the ghosts of Rick and mr crab appeared infront of him and mr krab ghost “sponge boy why did you kill meeee” “because you owned me money and I wanted it “ said SpongeBob and the ghost of pat said “why did you kill me then” “because fuck you” said SpongeBob and he spins kicking and both fall to the bottomless pit

And then a floating police hat with a gun said “time to die” and SpongeBob said “I can’t die I’m the main character” and he then slapped it to the bottomless pit and then the ghost of car appeared and said “why did you kill me” “I also killed your father I put tnt in his ass and he blow up in goofy golfers “ said SpongeBob “YOU DID WHAT” said the car and then SpongeBob jumped on him and he blow up and then the ghost of krusty crab appeared and said “SpongeBob I thought you loved me why did you kill me?” And SpongeBob said “Funny” “oh okay” said the krusty krab and leaves and whole Bikini Bottom said “stop” and SpongeBob laughed and said “IM AM GOD” and get big and crushes everyone and looked at the camera said “eat cereal or this will be you” and he shows his hyper realistic shoe with blood and the episode ends as the credits rolls plays but it wasn’t with the normal credits music it loud ass rock music with swear words and the tv blow up and the janitor come in to the room and begin to smack me in head with broom and throw me out the window and later that day I turned into the welp vhs tape and some cunt found me and then aired the episode and all the kids that watched it come CEREAL EATERS

The message of the story:EAT YOUR CEREAL KIDSSSS

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