Wernher's Distress Signal: Difference between revisions

 

I'm sure anyone who has played Fallout 3's "The Pitt" DLC has heard this radio broadcast. Basically it's a distress signal from a guy named Wernher who came from a settlement to the north and has information of great value to anyone willing to help him free his people. This "settlement to the north" is a place referred to as the "Pitt", located on the ruins of Pittsburgh, which pretty much looks exactly the same in 2277 as it did before the nuclear holocaust happened, and "his people" are the Pitt slaves who were obviously enslaved by the Pitt raiders in the Pitt because the Pitt needed Pitt slaves to work the Pitt mill in the Pitt. The Pitt is a Pitt that's run by the Lord of the Pitt who is some old black guy named Ishmael Ashur who used to be in the Brotherhood of Steel, but got left behind when the Brotherhood of Steel went into the Pitt and killed all of the people in the Pitt because the Pitt was a pretty shitty place to be because the Pitt had some extreme air pollution and what not because the Pitt is located in Pittsburgh and Pittsburgh is a pretty shitty place. Long story short, a Pitt explosion in the Pitt mill buried Ashur and the Brotherhood who was raiding the Pitt thought it would be wise just to leave him behind in the Pitt because the Pitt was a pretty shitty place and they didn't want to spend the extra time in the Pitt to help him out of the Pitt rubble from the Pitt explosion in the Pitt mill.

To anyone who can hear me, my name is Wernher; I come from a settlement to the north. I have information of great value to anyone willing to help me free my people. Please, help us.

 

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