Wheel of Fortune.jpeg
So i was one day on the computer and I was checking my email cause I had sent the $10,000 to the princess from Nigeria so the she would send me her pubes. Anyways I was go and got the email from the TV show program that said "HAPPY HALOWEEN" Cause it was haloween and it said "cum wach d scream filled epesode of wheel of fortune and win up to $100,000 in google play cards - luv not Patrixx" i was hooked so i go and but it said it download a file called "WheelOfFortue.jpeg" i opened it and it was one of those animated jpegs with sound.
Pat Sajak was there and he said "Welcome to the spooky show watch this stuff now you COWARD!" Vana White had blood coming out of her eyes and blood comming out of here wherever (Trump reference lol) she also had evil smile and screech in an impossibly high-pitch voice "U SHALL BOW 2 ME 4 I AM THE GODESS!" the contestants did so except for this o1ne guy named "Tod". Tod said "THIS S2PED VANA WHITE IS NOT MEIN WAIFU!!" his eyes then exploded out of his skull and he screamed in a hyperrealisticly high-pitched voice "I SEE THE TRUTH AND NOW I SHALL DIE!" he then exploded into blood and guts everywear the audience was all hyperrealistic old ladys and they were all doing this weird chant/song about how he was dead.
I am a classic horror fan yo i love all the things scary I'm so tough that I watch the haunted house episode of the 3 stooges and I only pissed myself twice but this son was 2spooky4me k? I tried to turn the computer off and used an axe to chop up the monitor but it wouldn't work the screen just kept putting itself back together!!!
The next day I was played the video again and a scared looking fat lady was on the screen and Pat Sajak had put a shotgun to her head and yelled "SPIN WHEEL OR DIE!!!!1!!" she spin the wheel and all of the slots had severed heads (That where dead) on them and it landed on this one head that said "Lose UR LIFE!" and Pat Sajack said "Lol did I mention that I am not Evil Patrixx?" (he was) The lady was then force fed 100,000 big maks and she exploded and big maks with blood all over them was everywear and Pat Sacjack said "We will be right back after these messages"
It then showed a commercial of a woman stabbing her eyes out with a makeup brush and it said "Does this ever happen to you? If so you're dumb this is not how you apply makeup."
It then came back to the show and Patrixx had dropped the act of pretending to be Pat Sajak. "Very good" he said "I might as well reveal myself now if you're stupid enough to have believed me up to this point you're probably one of those creepypasta main characters who are to s2ped 2 stop waching lol." I was insulted so i turned off my computer monitor.
That night I had a nightmare that I was on wheel of fortune.jpeg with Evil Patrixx and so I woke up in the fetal position. I decided to go on a serious drug binge so by the time I was done I had forgotton about everything so i got back on my computer and found the WheelOfFortune.jpeg on my desktop and was like "what that?" so i clicked on it. Patrixx appeared on the screen and the memories flooded back. He said "Lol ur dumb ur eyes r now superglued to the screen so there's no escaping. The contestants were now transformedd into spooky scary skeloltens and Vana White and transformed into some tentacle creature. "Now a new contestant shall join us" A guy ran onto the set and looked around confused and was like "WHAT!? NO YOU CANNY DO THIS!" I looked closer and realised the guy was me! I got so scared that I ran out of the room but instead of running into my hallway I ran onto the stage and I was like "WHAT!? NO YOU CANNY DO THIS!" Just then I realized what happend and I was so mindfucked that I died right then and there. How am I writing this story you may ask? Well after I died my skeleton popped out and grew flesh and became you. That's right you JUST NOW wrote this story and posted it and you don't even know it.
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