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LOLHUMANS was a fairly normal man. Besides the fact that he laughed out loud at everybody he met. He also was part of the occult for Curious George, the all-knowing divine Lord of the universe. One merrily day, he went about Trollpasta Town looking for some babes. He dashed as fast as he could to a crowed of nearby humans and he went ballistic. "HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT ALL OF THESE HUMANS!!!" he screamed in the middle of a line for a hot dog stand. Everyone stared at the
After the quick breakfast of Banana O's (He has a craving for them) bought from the stand, he giggled to himself thinking about more humans. Suddenly he saw her. The perfect woman. She had the smile of an angel, hair made of rich coal (If
▲=====Authors Note: I actually did research for this pasta. Why? I don't have a life. Enjoy. =====
▲LOLHUMANS was a fairly normal man. Besides the fact that he laughed out loud at everybody he met. He also was part of the occult for Curious George, the all-knowing divine Lord of the universe. One merrily day, he went about Trollpasta Town looking for some babes. He dashed as fast as he could to a crowed of nearby humans and he went ballistic. "HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT ALL OF THESE HUMANS!!!" he screamed in the middle of a line for a hot dog stand. Everyone stared at the slighlty deranged man, but then quickly refocused their attention to the hooded man with a huge smile selling hot dogs.
▲After the quick breakfast of Banana O's (He has a craving for them) bought from the stand, he giggled to himself thinking about more humans. Suddenly he saw her. The perfect woman. She had the smile of an angel, hair made of rich coal (If thats a thing). Eyes that sparkled like the moon. It's his daughter of course. LOLHUMANS ran over to her, laughing of course. He then banned her for being so ugly. She cried hyper-realistic tears.
The next morning, LOLHUMANS had a bad feeling. He thought it was just a glitch so he ignored it... bad choice. He got up and jumped out the window (who the fuck has time for stairs). He then entered his house through another window (who the fuck has time for doors). In the kitchen he was cooking something for his pet monkey (his daughter of course). "Bananas again?" she asked. "Yes you fucking ugly slut. Eat your fucking bananas I may or may not have taken a big corny shit on." LOLHUMANS and LOLDAUGHTERS exited through the window together, doing a triple barrel roll and landing in perfect form. Sadly they didn't realize the stove was still on.
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Meanwhile, you were making out with ur honey wen her phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". WHO WAS-- Oh wait, it was LOLSKELETONS.
The other bikers of the gang
==Afterstory==
There have been reports of a spooki skeleton running around the vicinity of Trollpasta Town, setting everyone's houses on fire if they aren't part of the Curious George Occult. Recently, there have more reports of a skeleton banning people on Trollpasta wiki, possibly under the influence of EVIL PATRIXXX. Lock your waifus and bananas in your closets, because he--no, IT, has an apparent fear of closets. Oh also, YOU'RE NEXT. Thanks for reading.
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