Why I'll Never Go To Equestria With Mr. Krabs: Difference between revisions

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(Created page with "{{Note|Comedic story written by TheDarkCat97}} https://youtu.be/zQG5OdBnYfA Airport sounds in the background Stitches: Um... Where are we going again? Vampyro: We're going to Equestria, Stitches. A miserable little village filled with happy-go-lucky horses with glorious aromas, smiling faces, and a lot of... *sighs* sunlight. Stitches: Oh, that's bad. I mean, you're a vampire, you'll burst into flames once you step off that plane. Vampyro: Don't worry, sunlight...")
 
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Vampyro: Dude, you were there. You forgot about it already?
 
Stitches: Well, once you're like me, you'd loose track of time very easily…easily... Loose track of time very easily...
 
Vampyro: Whatever, let's just get on the plane.
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Vampyro: Whatever, at least we're here. Now, where is Mr. Krabs?
 
Stitches: ... Ooh, ooh, I see him! Near the Kiss Inn.
 
Vampyro: Good eye, Stitches! Let's go!
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Mr. Krabs: That's right, boyo! We're breaking into that castle and steal them treasures. Think about it, boys, living the good life swimming in a golden lake and showering in a billion dollar bills!
 
Vampyro: Uuuuuuuuh………Uuuuuuuuh......... Mr. Krabs? You barked at us on the phone to get on a plane to Ponyville, had us suffer from a bunch of morons, had us hike for a whole day, only for us to burglarize a royal castle? Isn't that idea, well, *clears throat* '''illegal'''?
 
Mr. Krabs: Illegal is a strong word.
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Dark Reindeer: Yet you say there's a dog in that bag, despite the fact that it's filled with tools and equipment.
 
Vampyro: ... Well shit. Looks like he's cornered us. Might as well tell him the-
 
Mr. Krabs: Oh hell no, we ain't telling him shit!