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Piggle got a job as a lollypop pig on Fierro Street. He has sworn to forgo his stoplight fetish, but I know he still pines for them like an addict. That's just sad. One day, Piggle will get his own expansion pack entitled, "Singy Piggy Time." Of course you'll have to buy some DLC first which is definitively free and totally doesn't include microtransactions. Wink! Alec Baldwin meanwhile after starring in a failed US reboot of Honey Money decided to become a lodger at my house. Alec resided in my attic reading from a newspaper and telling stories about his movies to the rats. In truth, I fully believe that Alec Baldwin has become very self aware and humble ever since moving into my attic, and do all who truly believe. So my friends if you ever find yourself scared by a fictional character like Cat In The Hat. Just remember this story, and maybe just maybe you'll be a little wiser next time.
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