Why I Stopped Going to Public Restrooms: Difference between revisions
Why I Stopped Going to Public Restrooms (view source)
Revision as of 11:19, 30 August 2023
, 9 months ago→top: replaced: … → ... (4)
Thermometer (talk | contribs) m (Format fix) |
m (→top: replaced: … → ... (4)) |
||
(2 intermediate revisions by the same user not shown) | |||
Line 1:
Hi, my name is Jonathan and I work as a photographer for a newspaper company. My friend and I were in our lunch break, and we went to a restaurant
I told the employee what I wanted and my friend did too. We paid for the food and searched for a table to sit. We did and we began chewing our food.
Line 5:
My friend started the conversation and I was listening. We chat and chat.
I felt like my bladder was about to burst, so I had to hurry. I got up, told my friend that
I tried to hurry, but the faster I went, the closer I was on wetting my pants.
I pushed the door open with my hands and
Shit! Shit everywhere! Shit on the toilet, shit on the walls, shit on the floor, and shit on the sink. The shit looked smudged and it appeared in many different colors. Brown. Red. Green. Black?
Oh, the horror. It was horrible. The smell was horrible as well. I was covering my nose with my shirt, and I continued staring at the ugly.
I feel bad for the people who had to clean all that nasty shit up. I hope they wear a gas mask.
Line 21:
I felt that my stomach began mixing my food up and it was about to erupt out of my mouth.
I covered my mouth and looked all over the restroom for a garbage can. Nothing! What the hell kind of restroom
So, I went back to the restaurant, running everywhere with my mouth covered and cheeks fully blown. I was trying my hardest to not let out the vomit or
I quickly rushed out the restaurant. Looking all of my surroundings for a trash can! Nothing!
So anyway, I
[[Category:Trollpasta]]
[[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]]
Line 35:
[[Category:TRUE STORY]]
[[Category:Well, that was pointless.]]
{{Comments}}
|