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For generations, Disney has promoted Mickey Mouse as their lovable mascot, and tens of thousands have been fooled into accepting him as their cheerful overlord. However, the truth about Mickey Mouse is hard to stomach: he is actually the product of a genocidal maniac intent on subjecting our children to Satan ritual abuse and worse. The question is…whyis...why?
 
The answer is not a simple one; you see there are multiple reasons for this but the easiest to understand are as follows:
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It is a well-established fact that the late Walt Disney was a fascist who believed that Nazism would be the next step of human evolution. However, when the Nazi state fell, Disney was left with a troubling new world: one in which old Walt's dream was unable to be fulfilled.
 
However, Disney found a way to smuggle a few of Nazi Germany’sGermany's last remaining super-weapons and soldiers in underground bunkers, hidden deep below the current Disneyland. These secret bunkers are now Disney's stronghold for their Hidden Empire.
 
The Hidden Empire is responsible for promoting the Nazi cause in a world that largely believes the Nazis to be a historical enemy; they utilize the public's general ignorance of the truth to slip in new and draconian laws by which to subtly increase their influence over the world.
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Act now and stop this madness...before it's too late...
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