Why The Teletubbies are actually communist superweapons of mass destruction: Difference between revisions

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(Created page with "Hello there everyone, allow me to talk about why the Teletubbies are actually superweapons of mass destruction, also I got all this info off of Reddit and Facebook’s anti-vax groups so everything I say is true. The Teletubbies was a kids show that began production on March 31st 1997, around this time plenty of other kids shows and movies began to come out, most notably Disney’s Mulan and a couple of the crappy sequels, you want to know who promoted them? McDonald’...")
 
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The Teletubbies are Time Traveling Soviets!!!!!
 
That’s right they are actually Time Traveling Soviets sent here by PBS Kids and McDonald’s to ensure their world domination and who has huge shares in McDonald’s Nowadays? China and it’s leader Chairman Mao, so actually The Teletubbies are SovietsSoviet communists sent by the Chinese Communist Party wanting to obliterate America by manipulating children into watching a bunch of aliens that are hellbent on looting this world to steal your custard.
 
HOLY SHIT FUCKING EXPOSED AAAAAAAAAAA
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I regret writing this
 
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