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I once went to the crappiest flea market in existence, where there was this shady fella who told me to follow him. I did that, and when he motioned me closer he gave me a parcel with a wink, and left me standing there. When I went and bought it for only 99 cents, I unwrapped it and I saw a box of some computer OS. Windows Vista? No, that's what I thought it said.
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I drove home and I immediately went into my room and popped it in to my computer, where I was greeted by a generic console-type screen, before the computer officially started.
After it did all that, the loading screen appeared. The windows vista logo was there for only a second before it was replaced by the spaghetti-head one. Everything was red and black, too, and for some reason, as the loading screen was there, the bar was filling up with what looked like hyper-realistic blood. And after that went away, it was replaced by the installer screen.
There was that stupid spaghetti picture again. That was really starting to get on my nerves, but I froze when I saw the text above the loading bar when it reached 10 percent.
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"Don't you dare turn that computer off, bitch."
I couldn't believe the computer was insulting me, and moved my hand and once away from it. When it got to 99 percent, I saw a strange and scary image appear for a split second, and I don't even mean it was on there hardly, because the time it was on the screen must have been one nanosecond. After everything got done
The desktop appeared, and the background was of a house in the woods. It was really creepy, but I opened up Microsoft Paint, just to play, and there was already a picture on there. It was a shadow man, but he was getting closer and closer to the screen. I tried closing it, but it said "Would you like to save changes to untitled?" and before I could click no the shadow was up to the screen, screaming, bursting my eardrums with this scratchy sound. I clicked no and exhaled, scared as the box went away.
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I ran, and ran, and ran, and my house exploded!
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