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[[File:Yacolt.jpg|thumb|280px|The place where all of the citizen's corpses are stored. (All of the deaths were caused by The Ghost of the Woods.)]]
The Dark Figure's real name is The Ghost of the Woods. He is responsible for all of the tragic disasters around the whole town, and most of the deaths too. Then he hung everyone up in a humongous house. He is even responsible for the tragic and infamous Yacolt Burn which adh occured years and years ago. He lit a giant patch with his deadly hands, (which his hand is also a lighter.) and lit the whole town on fire and killed everyone including the police and emergency services. The Ghost of the Woods even caused the deaths of those who had innocently berry picked in the past. Everyone that had gone berry picking in that area had all died and their bodies were never found, but everyone all had bloody and knifes dug straight into their hearts and most of their organs.
So if your family ever goes to Yacolt to go berry picking. Don't do it!
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