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Alright, so as you obviously know by now, there's an
Internet sensation going around in which people listen to an audio clip that's
supposed to say, and apparently in actuality does say, 'Laurel'... but there's a
catch to it. It's astounded the everyday, common citizen, until they learned of
the scientific facts. The scary situation is, or was: some people hear 'Yanny'
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misinterpreted. We may think that we're saying one thing—and, in actually, we
would be saying that one thing—but it would be misinterpreted by the other
person as being another. For some of us out there, it's just…just... disturbing. Think
of how many marriages have broken down, or killings have been executed, over
something like this.
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up.
 
So, all in all…all... you can rest easy. It's all just a matter of
brain science, so why lose sleep over such a frivolous matter? It isn't like the
phenomenon is some subliminal mind game mastered by parents who named their
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reason for everything. It's backed by science.
 
... O.K., seriously: you have nothing to worry about. Relax
your mind. You have absolutely no reason to be concerned. It's science. When
scientists speak, we listen, because they've got the goods. The knowledge. The
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upon eons ahead, to grow in more scientific knowledge, Yolo. Instead of facing
a terrible doomsday scenario next Saturday that will melt off our flesh and
disintegrate our skeletons. Man…Man... that would've been devastating.
 
Don't you agree, Laurel?