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(Created page with "Alright, so as you obviously know by now, there’s an Internet sensation going around in which people listen to an audio clip that’s supposed to say, and apparently in actuality does say, ‘Laurel’… but there’s a catch to it. It’s astounded the everyday, common citizen, until they learned of the scientific facts. The scary situation is, or was: some people hear ‘Yanny’ instead of ‘Laurel’, which has caused people all sorts of fuss all over the place,...") |
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Alright, so as you obviously know by now,
Internet sensation going around in which people listen to an audio clip
supposed to say, and apparently in actuality does say,
catch to it.
the scientific facts. The scary situation is, or was: some people hear
instead of
place, as it makes us wonder how much of our everyday conversations is being
misinterpreted. We may think that
would be saying that one thing—but it would be misinterpreted by the other
person as being another. For some of us out there,
of how many marriages have broken down, or killings have been executed, over
something like this.
The good news is that
eeriness forever and always: aural scientists have proven that the reason
people are hearing different things is because of the frequency of the clips. People
with supposedly
Laurel. One study shows the average age of Yanny listeners to be 29, while the
average age of Laurel listeners is 37. Therefore,
theory. Scientific evidence, for a scientific theory.
But wait:
is when people hear other things—perhaps nonsense words, such as
What this is said to show is that not everyone falls cleanly into a camp of
frequency sensation that leads to a clear
who fall in-between hear something that sounds like a blend between the two, or
even something that sounds slightly different from either word. But
again,
up.
So, all in all… you can rest easy.
brain science, so why lose sleep over such a frivolous matter? It
phenomenon is some subliminal mind game mastered by parents who named their
daughter Laurel and their son Yanny, and are trying to secretly implant their
names into our brains so that we can greet our future world dictators with a
sense of awe and reverence. You can put your mind at ease, and rest well.
been a rational explanation for this mystery, just like
reason for everything.
… O.K., seriously: you have nothing to worry about. Relax
your mind. You have absolutely no reason to be concerned.
scientists speak, we listen, because
pearls of wisdom.
a little hotter than it was last year? Is that dress blue or gold? No, wait, that
was also resolved by science. Everything is resolved by science. Ah, the great
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foods and air conditioning, and breathe easy. Have a cup of tea.
You know,
you should go surfing. Beach bum around a little bit. Pick up some surfer babes,
or whatever it is that
die someday, but
Play some video games with your friends. Have an ice cold can of coke. You
know,
Finally,
will save our planet Earth from an untimely demise. Please listen carefully,
because it is of the utmost importance, Yanny. But please keep in mind that
nothing to worry about, Laurel, as long as you listen closely and attentively
and put in the solution that I, as a scientist, am conveying to you.
Now, a lot of people have crazy ideas about what the
apocalypse will be like, Laurel. But you
concerned. Yanny. Yanno. The important thing, well. I know the secret to
solving any problem that we might ever face when it gets too warm, Laurel.
because Lauro. Yeilo. Yolo. The fact of the matter is we can reverse all of the
devastating effects on our planet by Yanny.
week from now if we
this information right now, so that YannyLaurelYannyLeo can occur, preventing
the meteoroid from crashing into planet Earth.
amazing heat that will wipe us all away and roast us alive if we
acting right now.
But
You
upon eons ahead, to grow in more scientific knowledge, Yolo. Instead of facing
a terrible doomsday scenario next Saturday that will melt off our flesh and
disintegrate our skeletons. Man… that
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