Yoshi's dead island: Difference between revisions

 

I sprinted to my house eager to play the game. I flew through the door and killed my table to get to my TV to play the game. Before I could put the game in, I noticed that the old game's label was scribbled onto a label with a black sharpie. The label said in a language that I do not know, but am somehow able to read "shove it". The label frightened me, I wasn't expecting to waffle for at least 10 minutes. I shrugged off the label thinking it was just a graphical glitch. I stabbed my game into my old gamecube, and pressed the power button. A new icon appeared on the desktop of the gamecube. the icon was labeled "yoshideadspook.exe.exe". I clicked on the icon and was shocked at what I saw. the game wasn't what I wanted at all what I wanted. instead of the familiar title screen showing my face with phrases like "you're next", and "Die", the title screen depicted a spooky green dinosaur carrying a baby. I didn't think much of the title screen, I brushed it off as an audio glitch, and pressed the triangle button to advance beyond the title screen. Hyper realistic blood shot out of the screen at me. the game was wrong.

 

remember to never video game or you will die from old men. and then your skeletons will come out. If you want nostalgia remember to not scare. if you scare, spooky plush will make you poo from old men who are buckets of hyper realistic blood.

 

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