You were phone

My dear friend , I'm here to tell you something shocking. You we're phone. Wait don't go let me explain. Everything that you now see is not real. It is your imagination. You are in real life phone. But what is exactly phone ? Let me tell you. It is a dark and horrible monster that eats dorritos and kills people for no reason with a kitchen knife . And one more thing. * Creepy music in the background* I am you. I am phone just like you. We are all the same person. We are phone. We are an entity . 7 billion is one phone. Remember that before you die.

Well I have to go for now. And again do not forget that you we're phone.