You were phone: Difference between revisions

My dear friend, I'm here to tell you something shocking. You we're phone. Wait don't go let me explain. Everything that you now see is not real. It is your imagination. You are in real life phone. But what is exactly phone? Let me tell you. It is a dark and horrible monster that eats dorritosdoritos and kills people for no reason with a kitchen knife. And one more thing. * ''Creepy music in the background''* I am you. I am phone just like you. We are all the same person. We are phone. We are an entity. 7 billion is one phone. Remember that before you die.

Okay so Phone was very bored. I mean very bored. So he decided to make the other phone. Bad idea. The other phone was happy and that was a problem. Phone started to fight with the other phone. He always complained about the other phone happineshappiness. So this is how the other phone and phone are rivals. Update 3 coming soon.

'''Update 5 '''

I lied. I lied about all. I was not phone . You weren't phone , but phone existed. He forced me to do this trollpasta about him . He is now dead. I killed phone. How ? He was sleeping in his bed made by doritos and I getted a knife and killed him. Now I'm free. Also what about the other phone ? Well he is still out there but he isn't evil. But do not think that this story is over. No is not. There are going to be updates about phone origins. Anyways even tho nobody reads my story I still want to say this. Update 6 coming soon.

'''Final update '''

There was a man named John. He created phones. Yes , he did. Only that one phone was alive. This phone who is called phone tried to kill John and he did. One night John was sleeping . He was dreaming about cookies. Phone gettes a knife. He opened John's room and he stabed him to death. After that phone break free. And this is how the story of who was phone was born. Phone getted himself in a magazine. A couple buyd him. And we all know what happened that night when they we're making sex .