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Hello! My name is Kevin. And today, I will be talking about a super scary thing that happened to me when I watched an episode of... um...
'''<u>Author's Note (like you care):</u>''' This was (somewhat) inspired by [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Every_Creepypasta_Ever Every Creepypasta Ever]. Also, this is my first attempt at an "actual" trollpasta. Disregard any others that I made.
 
FUCK! I forgot to pick a show to make a <s>troll</s> creepypasta on. Hmm... OH! I know! How about '''''The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius. ''''' I mean, Jimmy Neutron (who refers it to the full title anyway? Nobody, that's for sure). This show hasn't had a <s>troll</s> creepypasta/lost episode about it? [https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/295qn3/jimmy_neutronboy_killer/[Jimmy Neutron-Boy Killer|Right?]] Ok let's get back to the story.
Hello! My name is Kevin. And today, I will be talking about a super scary thing that happened to me when I watched an episode of... um...
 
FUCK! I forgot to pick a show to make a <s>troll</s> creepypasta on. Hmm... OH! I know! How about '''''The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius. '''''I mean, Jimmy Neutron (who refers it to the full title anyway? Nobody, that's for sure). This show hasn't had a <s>troll</s> creepypasta/lost episode about it? [https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/295qn3/jimmy_neutronboy_killer/ Right?] Ok let's get back to the story.
 
Anyway, I will be talking about a super scary thing that happened to me when I watched an episode of The adventures of, I mean Jimmy Neutron. Now how did I come across this episode. Well I was an intern at Nickelodeon... wait, that's been done already. I received a letter and a CD case in the mail from... That's been done as well hasn't it? I went to a garage sale and I saw a VHS tape that said... No. UGH! ALL OF THESE INSTANCES OF DISCOVERING LOST EPISODES HAVE BEEN DONE BEFORE. HOW CAN I DISCOVER THIS LOST EPISODE WITHOUT USING ANY OF THESE STUPID CLICHES!?
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When the DVD played (oh wait I already said that. Meh leave it in anyway) it just went to a title screen. It didn't show anything else. No advertisements, no logos, no nothing (Wait isn't that for video games? Whatever). One second in the tray and it is at the title screen. All the title screen showed was a still image of a neutron that is used for showing the title cards that said "LOST EPISODE OF JIMMY NEUTRON DO NOT WATCH OR MAKE A <s>TROLL</s> CREEPYPASTA ABOUT IT". Yep, it literally said the same thing the DVD said. Unfortunately I can't show a picture of it because I can't find a blank title card with no text to add in... I mean I didn't have a camera with me. So you're just going to have to use youare imagination.
 
The only other thing on the title screen was text that said, "Play Episode". I pressed it, but nothing happened. That was, until I realized that I was being stupid and actually pressed my finger on the Tv screen where it said Play episode. I was supposed to press play on the DVD player remote to start the episode. Oops again. After pressing play on my remote, the episode finally started. The episode started with the intro (as like every other episode). However, it was... different. The intro started with the traditional, "3, 2, 1", but this time, it had a 0 at the end. So it went "3, 2, 1, 0" instead. That was weird I thought. After that, the part where Jimmy says "Gotta blast" shows up, however, he said "Gotta DIE" instead. DIE was said in Ganon's voice. You know, the one where he says "YOU DARE BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR!? YOU MUST DIE!". After saying "Gotta DIE!" Jimmy's rocket exploded as he blasted off. The rest of the intro was the theme song but it in G major, backwards, and differed in different pitches throughout the entire thing. As the altered song was playing, the video of the intro was playing normally. However, when it got to the part with Godard (Jimmy's pet robot dog) barking and flying off, instead of the usual robotic dog bark, Godard barked "DIE!" and exploded., Justjust like what happened with Jimmy in his rocket. "That was also weird" I said to myself. The rest of the video still played like normal. Well, except for the part of Carl shouting "HELP!" when he is about to be attacked by pants. Instead of shouting "HELP!" he shouts, you guessed it, "DIE!". Just kidding. He shouts "HELP!" like normal. I was lying about this scene being weird, it just played normal. Well except for the fact that the pants now looked <s>hyper-realistic</s> and the building in the background were all destroyed, Carl looked bloody and bruised and was missing his glasses but besides that it was fine. <s>Sorry, I just needed an excuse to say hyper-realistic.</s>
 
<nowiki> </nowiki>The intro finally ended with the title screen with Jimmy's friends around it and Jimmy flying from the top of the screen with the help of Godard and Godard then barking at something with Jimmy grabbing him and being pulled away. Before Godard barked, the screen showed something very different and made me realize one of the reasons as to why Nick didn't air this episode. What did it show you ask? Did it show a red background instead of black? Did it show Jimmy and/or his friends looking dead with black and red/no eyes? Did it show the numbers 666? Did the appearance of the text look a bit different than what it should look like? NO! It showed something worse! The text that showed the shows title was supposed to be "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius<sup>TM</sup>". However, the "The", "of" and "TM" were missing. So it instead showed "Adventures Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius". This really worried me because I know it was supposed to have said "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius<sup>TM</sup>" and not that. But thankfully, it only happened for a split second, but that still really worried me.
[[File:The altered title screen. Note- I did not make this.png|thumb|220x220px|The altered title screen. Note: I did not make this.]]
 
After the intro, the title card for the episode showed up. What did the title card say? Nothing. And by nothing, I mean there was no title card. Yep, no title card nor any credits of the people who made it. Then again, this was a lost episode, so I figured they removed them so that anyone who came across this DVD wouldn't know who made this. The transition with the neutron flying out to show the episode didn't show up either. It just went straight to the episode. The episode started with Sheen and Carl, Jimmy's friends, walking to Jimmy's lab. They were arguing about what was better, Ultra Lord, or llamas. I figured this was just a joke for the episode, but it started getting more... wild. Sheen and Carl then started yelling at each other. It now looked more like it was a failed attempt at a joke <s>(this entire troll creepypasta)</s> The arguing then got more serious with Sheen and Carl now insulting each other. It got more personal as it went on. It ended with Sheen calling Carl a "fat four-eyed dork" and Carl retaliates by punching sheen in the face. Sheen then launched at Carl and the two started attacking each other. This didn't bother me because I was still thinking about the altered title screen and the missing words. The two were fighting for what felt like 2 minutes (it was EXACTLY 2 minutes by the way. I even timed it) until Sheen said "Stop! We must settle this once and for all." Sheen then looked at Jimmy's lab and Carl knew what he meant. They were going to take Jimmy's inventions and use them to battle each other in a death match.
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After the altered credits music stopped playing, the episode was finally over as it went to a black screen. I noticed that the DVD player turned off automatically after the black screen showed up and the tray opened up as well. I was left confused. "WTF was that" I thought. "More importantly, what happened to the missing The, of, and <sup>TM</sup>. I still want to know. Maybe that was the reason why it was never released. Perhaps it could have been the episode itself. But I'm going with they first theory." I went up to get the DVD and noticed that it said something different. It no longer said what I previously said it contained, it now read "YOU IDIOT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH THIS EPISODE! BUT YOU WERE TOO STUPID AND DECIDED TO WATCH IT ANYWAY! AS A PUNISHMENT, YOU'RE DVD PLAYER IS NOW BROKEN AND YOU MUST BUY A NEW ONE. ALSO, YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THE, OF, AND <sup>TM</sup>. NOW THAT YOU WATCHED THIS LOST EPISODE, A <s>TROLL</s> CREEPYPASTA WILL BE MADE NOW. I HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT. MORON!" "Are you serious!" I said, "Now I have to buy a new DVD player"
 
I went onto Amazon (not Ebay) to buy myself a new DVD player. Surprisingly, I found one that looked like it was in perfect condition. In fact, it looked alot like my old DVD player. Actually, it looked way too similar to it. I noticed that the price was $0.01. Without any second though, I bought it. Immediately after buying it, I heard my door bell ring. When I opened it, I couldn't believe my eyes. IT WAS JIMMY NEUTRON! And no, I don't mean a person that looked like Jimmy, it was Jimmy Neutron himself,! inIn the cartoon's style of CGI and everything. I was very surprised and flabbergasted by this. I was going to ask Jimmy why was he here, but all he said was "Gotta DIE!" and then he exploded.
 
"Ok then..."
 
'''''THE END''' (Hey I haven't seen a <s>Troll</s> Creepypasta do that before)'''''
 
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