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I woke up today with a bottle of grease in one hand and a spoon in my anus. I took the shitty spoon out and licked it, then vomited on it, before sticking it in my urethra. It hurt, so I got really mad, beat up my brother, then got in my car, and headed to town, where I beat up all of the townsfolk, then I went to a castle and beat up our shitty sovereign ruler, then I went into the sky and fought
Tomorrow I woke up with a shitty spoon in one hand and a bottle of grease in my anus. I threw the bottle of grease at my brother, then I got in my car and drove to town, where I had a massive diarrhea explosion all over the bastards. Then, I went into the sky, and fought
Yesterday I woke up with drugs in one hand and a bomb in my anus. The threw the drugs at my brother, then I went into town, where I ripped the bomb out of my anus, and blew up the townsfolk. Then, I went into space, and fought
Next year, I woke up, and realised that my name was Weegee, and I had forgotten entirely what I was doing.
Hory shitu I bet you didn't see that twist coming!!1!
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