"FAMILY GUY" Lost episode "Chirs's homocide"
I was a big fan of family guy,
I wouldn't miss any episode of it on fox,
But one day I watched the episode so horrible, that now watching family guy became a torture for me.
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It happened in 2017 when on my way from school to home I by sheer luck found family guy season 9-10 compilation. I didn't ask myself how disk got here, so I took it, brought back to the home, and decided to watch them all day long.I inserted disc into DVD player, sat on my couch and turned tv on. The first thing that popped out was title card, saying "Chris's homicide". Then the episode switched to the intro, but no characters were presented on the screen, and melody sounded like it was played C major. The first scene showed Chris and Peter arguing about something. The scene was completely silent, so I couldn't guess what characters were saying. But after some time, Chris ran in tears to his bedroom, and laid on the bad crying in pillow. Brian came up, and sat down near Chris saying "yeah, I get it. What he said is definitely awful, but you shouldn't look at it as the insult, but more as a hint to self-improvement. Otherwise you will be no different from Christian Weston Chandler". Then the scene cutted out to the gag with Chris-chan, reacting like a kid on the basic question of how their day went so far. The scene changes back to the Griffin's house. It shows Chris sitting next to Brian. He tells Brian how much the words of his father affected him, and he thought about what Brian told him to do. After that he sliced Brians throat, telling him "that no one dares to insult the God that he is". Then Stewie showed up in the room and Chris kicked him and punched him so hard that his head turned into the chop suey of teeth, brain, blood, eyes and skull shards. Then Chris took the gun and came to the kitchen, where Peter was busy with eating full English breakfast.
-"Hey Chris, what happened in the living room ? why's your arm covered in blood?" Asked Peter before being shot by his son into the left, then the right leg, and then he proceeded to make a remark on how funny it was in Austin Powers movies, but how it hurts in real life, then Chris approached Peter, and shot him in the temple. The scene than switched to the Lois coming back from the grocery. When she entered the house, she was mortified by the scene of Brian sitting on the sofa, with cut open throat, and Stewie with the head looking more like a minced meat. She screamed at the top of her lungs, when Chris heard her from the kitchen, and entered the living room. But Lois to this time successfully hided behind the sofa so Chris couldn't see her. Then she crawled to the kitchen, and tried to call for help from Joe, but then, Chris approached her from behind, and the scene switched from the Griffin's house to Drunken Clam bar, where Cleveland, Quagmire, and Joe were sitting and drinking beer.
"Huh, guess Peter got drunk without us" Said Joe after hanging up the call.
-"And why do we still hanging out with the moron who drinks alone without his friends..."
-"Calm down Glen, we can discuss this matter later, but i think it's would better better if we help Lois to calm him down."
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The scene switches then to trio, approaching house at the night. Cleveland tries to open door, but fails.
-"I think Lois handled the situation by herself, guess we can go now" Said he.
-"Woah, woah, let's not do the fast paced decisions here, maybe, they still need help or something, so it's better to check them" Said Joe. "But how do we get in"
-"I have a plan" Said Quagmire.
-"I learned that trick when I was helping my friend to get the girl's attention in the university." Then he moved out of the frame to the left side of the screen and threw a rock into a window, breaking it. All three entered the room and stood in the middle.
-"Ok guys, I feel like we should split up, you both should check upstairs and I will look at what happened in the kitchen" Said Joe. Then Glenn and Cleveland went to the 2nd floor, while Joe went to kitchen.
-"You know Cleveland, it's not the best idea for you to go first, because black guy is usually the first to die in horror movie."
-"That is why they are movies, Glenn, they are nothing but a fictional stories, sometimes loosely based on real events, or author's ideas, portrayed by the medium of Moving image. So yeah, tough luck with me getting killed fir-"
Cleveland got jumped by Chris, who hit him with an axe in the chest. Scene switched back to Joe down in the kitchen. Cleveland and Quagmire Screams were coming from the top floor while Joe was looking at the ceiling when all the sounds suddenly abrupt. Joe sat there a bit terrified, in complete silence. When he broke it by saying "guys? Are you alive up there?” before the light flickered, and Joe was left in complete darkness for 10 seconds, before the light emerged again, but this time the Griffin family, along with Quagmire and Cleveland sitting behind the table. Their bodies, mangled beyond recognition, with guts laying on the table, and eyes gouched out of their sockets, made Joe threw up.
-"How dare you insult my masterpiece, you swine." Said Chris, emerging from the darkness of the living room, with white eyes, with realistic blood tears coming out of them.
-"Why would you do that? What did they do to you to deserve this, Chris?" Hysterically crying asked Joe.
-"They will become the soil, from which we will feast in this brand new World, which I will make, Mr. Swanson" Said Chris before shooting Joe 13 times.
Then Meg shows up behind Chris, crying from what she just seen. The whole room turned dark, except Meg. Empty eyed Chris emerged from the darkness, and looked at me. He stared at my screen for 10 seconds before it changed to "And you are the first one to see it, Tom" written in blood. Then, the episode ended.
I was so scared that when I took the DVD, I broke it with hammer and flushed it down the toilet. Since then I can't watch family guy like I used to. Because everytime I see Chris, I see not the Chris from the original show, but dark and twisted version of him from that episode.
Written by Darwin Clark
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