"Sorry but I have to go now" Copypasta

Sorry but I have to go now. My asshole is currently burning because of liquid feces exiting out of my anus. This happened because today I went to eat to a restaurant named Taco Bell, and ordered a bean burrito. When I exited the Taco Bell drive-thru, I drove home, parked my car and exited the car. Then I proceeded to turn the doorknob, push the door, walk towards the dining room and sit down on a chair. I then proceeded to place the bag of food on the table, and then I opened it. Then I unwrapped the burrito and ate the burrito. I, in total, took 23 bites out of it. After that, I proceeded to gulp the Coca-Cola until it was empty. Twenty minutes after that, my stomach starts hurting, so I go to the bathroom. I end up shitting my pants a little but make it into the toilet. I stayed in the toilet suffering for 30 minutes before washing my hands, exiting the bathroom, walking towards my bedroom, and laying down on the bed. My asshole now has third-degree burns from the meal I just had. It is also bleeding now. So I have to go now. Bye.

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