3-2-1 Penguins: Practical Hoax original cut

Frank was a big 3-2-1 Penguins fan. He had all of the direct-to-videos DVDs, and he showed his friends all of the episodes. One day, he was scrolling for airings of other shows, since SpongeBob or Phineas and Ferb wasn't on. He came across an airing of 3-2-1 Penguins. It was the episode "Practical Hoax". Curious, he clicked the airing of Practical Hoax, cause he's only seen the episode once and never again. The episode starts out fine, with Jason about to pull a prank on Michelle, but something was off. Instead of the bucket being filled with water, it was filled with knives. When Michelle came up the stairs, Jason let go of the rope and the bucket drops the knives, tragically ending her life. Frank was terrified, but decided to go on with the episode. The Rockhopper came to life and Zidgel told Jason about the mission, as usual. But then Midgel said "1 down, 4 to go." instead of "1 down, 1 to go." Then it cut to a frame of Midgel holding a knife. Frank wondered if Midgel and Jason were teaming up. The episode went as normal, but it skipped some scenes. Then it resumed. Jason said "Come on! I got a great joke we can play on Kevin." While Midgel was holding his knife and Jason was holding a grenade. Instead of Kevin's room being upside down, Jason's grenade was thrown and they pushed Kevin towards the explosion, before Midgel stabs him repeatedly. Zidgel got pranked by putting on poison instead of gel. His face started deteriorating in front of the viewer's eyes, like that Indiana Jones scene. Fidgel's prank was being blinded by pie. He broke one of the Rockhopper's windows and flew off into deep space. The lack of air made him choke, and you know what happens with no air in space. Midgel then betrays Jason and throws him off into deep space. Frank then turned off the TV, and had bloodshot eyes. He could not believe some monstrosity of an episode got approved for live TV air. He couldn't sleep for 3 days, and had to seek therapy, and even that couldn't help him. He burned all of his DVDs until no trace of them were left. Instead of k***ing himself, he just smashed the TV into a bunch of pieces, but the episode still runs rampant in his mind. The end.

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