404

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore', While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. "'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" -

Quoth the server, "404".  

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Not mine. Just found it floating around the interwebz and decided to post it here. Adapted from the classic poem "The Raven" by Edgar Allan Poe.