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Latest revision as of 17:55, 21 November 2022
Every year during Halloween, one of my favorite candies were those yellow peanut m&ms. I always ate those first, and left the regular m&ms to rot. There's just something about those peanut m&ms that hit different. There's a certain crunch and nut flavor missing from the regular m&ms.
Anyways, I tried to buy myself a bigger pack of those suckers, because I was hungry. I pulled up to the convenience store that was closest to my house, about 2 blocks away. Upon entering the store, I could not find the bright yellow paper packaging that came with the peanut m&ms. I went to another convenience store a few blocks away. Surprise! nothing was there!
I repeated this pointless process for about 5 convenience stores, until I was left with 0 peanut m&ms. Out of pure angriness, I went back full circle with a lighter in my hands, and set fire to all the Doritos bags because I saw on YouTube that they were great fire starters. Repeated this process until no convenience store was left.
TL;DR: peanut m&ms are only sold on the black market.
Update: the police just came to my house and now I'm on trial for arson??? and property theft??? Reddit, Am I the Arsehole?
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