AUTOPSY (PART 1)

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Rogge is seen make his nft on his laptop

Zyg then break the wall while riding doombeat

Zyg: "start singing"

zyg: Oompa loompa doopity doo!
I have a brand new riddle for you!
Who will draw some wack shit of you,
None other than Rogge that loser prick poo!

He draws dicks and titties and sex!
Each gets worse and worse than the rest!
He is good at drawing large breasts!
But now he's caught and now he's a mess!

(And now your sona might be next!)

Oompa loompa doopity doo!
I have a brand new riddle for you!
Who will draw some wack shit of you,
None other than Rogge that bitch it's true!

Suck a dick you slobby-ass cunt!
Leave this place you dirty ass runt!
Stop drawing pics of sona's junk!
You can cry I don't give a fuck!

Oompa loompa doopity doo!
I have a brand new riddle for you!
Who will draw some wack shit of you,
None other than Rogge that loser prick poo!

Oompa loompa doopity doo!
I have a thing to say to you!
Keep away he might come for you!
That crocodile fake smile hostile big poopoo!

Rogge: dude what the fuck!!!??!?

zyg: your death "shoot rogge 36 time with charge shotgun, killing rogge"

zyg: doombeat, let piss on his bodies and hope he go to hell

south park satan came in scene and see the zyg and doombeat piss on bodies

south park satan: now I will commit suicide "satan point double barrel shotgun at his mouth then shoot himself dead and blood is splattered everywhere"

In this scene, we getting to see doctor name rotcod, hiding his face

doctor: hehehehehhehe

doctor 2: is it done, can we begin nuke the Russia to start ww3

doctor: "turn around and show his face, is smiling too big, eye are red" YES, IT IS

charge shotgun throwed in the doctor room from window out of nowhere

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charge shotgun shoot doctor, doctor died and release the spores but quickly get destroyed by charge shotgun

doctor 2: OH MY GOD THEY KILL YNNEK!!!!

charge shotgun then shoot doctor 2 death

At this scene in wailing woods cabin, critter is debating whatever they should attack the whole town

Critter leader: ok, anyone who bite or eat guy dilido before?
Critter 3: uhhh, I did that to bunny man and ranger in shower
Critter 2: dude!
Critter leader pull up glock
Critter leader: ready to see god! (shoot critter 3, clutter of blood amount is splatted everywhere
Critter with blood allergic: fuck! (vomit pee and dies)
Critter 1: in this meeting, best choice is only fuck woman and kill woman and guy!
Ufo came out of nowhere and drop ice cream truck
All critter 1 to 350 but 3: score! Ice cream, no bone!!!!!!!!!!
349 critter but the leader and dead critter 3 rush to ice cream and all of them get kidnapped and ufo pick up stacked ice cream truck
Critter leader: fuck!
Zyg came out of nowhere
Zyg: want seeing hells???
Zyg pull up glock and shot critter leader
Critter leader: AUGGGGGHHHHH (dies)
Zyg: now I going keeping hunting for this hot female klombo
Zyg pull up the rule 34 of female klombo near trusty turbine
Zyg: hehehehehhe

In this scene, black dude is watching news
Reporter chick: in this goresome scene, we have a dead loser that was most wanted for 5 billion dollar, if caught alive but guess in this here right now, there is dead bodies of jerk named roggepoch who does stupid shit with pokegamer, there is a lot of blood in that scene, his dilido is cut off and is studied for cause of death, there is satan in that scene too, seem that he have commit suicide but how and why?
Black dude turn off tv
Black dude: boring, time for me to cook meth
Cut to the police station
Police 1: in 3rd case of unknown murder, we found 3 dead critters, rest is gone, possibly kidnapped
Chief M&M: I don't fucking care about this shitlord, police 2, shoot him dead
Police 2 shoot police 1 head, police 1 exploded with cluster of blood is splattered everywhere
Chief M&M: now go clean this shit up
Cut to near sml house
Logan: time for me to flim next sml video!
Logan calling all of his cast but they all not respond
Logan: uh, that weird, maybe I was taking and overdose on meth I cooked 69 hour ago
Logan fall down and dies and his eye turn into red, is possessed by zyg
Zyg: now go kill all people in your town
Possessed logan: yes my lord, it will be all done my lord

Video begin with this image

Aftermath:
THE ACCIDENT OF TILTED

BREAKING NEWS SCENE COME IN

News reporter: there is tilted clock bending down to no sweat, does it mean that there are something came out of—
WHO AM I JUMPSCARE IN FRONT OF SCREEN, SCREAMING WITH RED BLOOD EYE

Tv go static

Cut to image of zyg with long arm holding special tree dead bodies

At this scene, we see black dude put the tape he found on his front porch in TV and videotape start

WELCOME TO YOUR GUIDE ON WILDLIFE WOODS TAPE

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS SHITHOLE, EJECT AND COMMIT SUICIDE NOW!

WE GOING TO SHOW YOU SOME IMAGE OF PLANTS AND ANIMAL FIRST SO YOU CAN AVOID OR NOT IF YOU SEE THESE

IMAGE 1: WEED (YOU DON'T NEED TO AVOID)

IMAGE 2: NATURE MOCKERY (RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN)

IMAGE 3: GOAT (SUS)

IMAGE 4: OLM (01101110 01101111 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01101001 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100001)

IMAGE 5: WOODLANDER (HE IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK WHO HE IS)

""""NO IMAGE""""""

IMAGE 6: ROCK ()

IMAGE 666: WHO AM I (?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

HE IS NOT WHAT HE SEEM, NO PHOTOTAKER WHO TAKE PICTURE OF HIM CAME ALIVE, HE LURKING BEHIND YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU

(WHO AM I EYE APPEAR THEN TV WENT STATIC AND TV EXPLODED)

Black dude: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (went in coma)

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