A Brief Descent Into Madness

This was originally made by Vicious516 on YouTube

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Make phone calls.

Learn to love America more.

Try to wake up at dawn.

Start to appreciate beauty.

Make more phone calls.

Watch the USB humping dog.

Get into building bird houses.

Promise a child that you'll buy them a dinosaur toy, but instead by them a toy of a lame instinct animal like a giant ground Sloth.

Focus on the edge.

Use a telephone.

Collect interesting things.

Look for predators.

Watch the walls of your bomb shelter.

Use your telephone.

Keep your eyes on the humping dog.

Spin a web.

Live in constant fear.

Write letters to the cast of the jersey shore telling them the pros and cons of adopting pets.

Dial someones phone number.

Wear only one glove, its cooler than two.

Appreciate good Pokémon cards.

Change your perspective.

Don't stop using the phone.

Gather human hair.

Decrease your pressure.

Bring the humping dog gifts and praise.

Collect enough human hair that your friends (if you have any left) can't help but be repulsed and simultaneously impressed by simply your resolve.

Never put down your phone.

Study whats really gone loose.

Imagine transforming into something greater.

Never leave without your phone.

Create arbitrary symbols for your name.

Keep invisible pets.

Wear a mask when you sleep so you become that person in your dreams.

Enjoy the comforts of the sounds of the phone.

Notice every stain.

Just who the hell does that humping dog think he is?!

Buy a memory card and never open it, but pretend that you have saved files on it.

Write songs about telephones, just like Lady Gaga.

I know who you are...

See only beauty in life.

...and I will find you.

IF

YOU

PUT

DOWN

THE

PHONE

YOU

WILL

...

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