A Call to Adventure

As you walk home in the dead of night you feel abruptly a light tugging on your leg.

As you tilt your head down into the left to see what could cause this you notice a homeless man and a trail of blood stretching off around the corner into the distance and ending at his crotch.

He looks you dead in the eyes, directly into your soul as he says; "please kind traveler I've been kicked in the nutsack and my balls fell out; I can't find them, will you help me?"