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Michael: Hard luck, Dave. Always knew you were a bit weak!
Michael V.O: Once a boy called Richard came to school and said he said he could hypnotise people. So we said he
Richard: Right. Who wants a go?
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Trevor: Yeah, me!
Michael V.O: So this boy, Richard, made Trevor lie down on the ground on his back and he took this gold ring out of his pocket and he put it very carefully between
Richard: Watch the conker, watch the conker. Go to sleep, go to sleep. Watch the conker, watch the conker. Go to sleep, go to sleep.
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Michael V.O: And it went on for ages and we were all crowding round, dead quiet, watching Trevor listen to Richard.
Richard:
Michael V.O: Blimey!
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Suddenly, the going in bell went BOING BOING, at that Trevor stands up, HE JUST STANDS UP. HA! Dusts himself down. So we all crowded round asking if he was hypnotised.
Trevor: Only thing that happens is
Michael V.O: While everyone was distracted, we stole a car.
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Michael:<br>
(singing)<br>
You may think
You may think
(He hits Miss Goodall with a stick in the time to the music)
But hang onto your seats and listen right here,
A hip, hop, a hip hop hap,
(Michael hits Miss Goodall with his stick again.)
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Mum: Michael, wake up.
Michael: No need to shout. No need to yell. No need to have a riot. Shut your eyes, take a deep breath. Oh,
Mum: I've got to be off myself now.
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Later that day...
Michael (V.O.): A woman called May use to look after us sometimes. Her husband was a bus conductor and he could wink with both eyes. We used to meet him on the bus. When we got our tickets off him, if we were lucky,
Michael: 148!
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Michael V.O: Then we took 1 raisin each. I take 1, 1, put in in my mouth, May takes 1, 2, she puts it in her mouth.<br>
I take 1, 3, into my mouth and May takes 1, 4 she puts it in her mouth.<br>
So it went on. 131 in my mouth. 132 in
I loved
201 in my mouth. 202 in
May had guessed best. She had guessed 231. But now,
Even worse, my brother was home, and he saw me and May naked in a pile of raisins.
Michael rushes outside, with Bryan chasing him. Michael hits Bryan into the water with his hidden-plum cane.
Bryan falls into the water, and Michael slashes
with his plum-knife.
Michael laughs.
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Michael: MISS! CAN I GO OUT AND DO SOME BREATHING?
The teacher: No,
Michael: Oh go on, Miss, oh go on!
Michael V.O: At the beginning of the week their were 48 kids in our class! At the end of the week there were only 5 of them left. Yeah, at the end of the day
Michael: Oh no!
Michael V.O: You know, people say to me, that if
Later, at
Michael V.O:
Dad: Could you get me the milk?
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Dad: Could you get me a teaspoon?
Mum: ONCE YOU GET THAT BUM OF
Dad: I
Michael V.O: My mum game me a tomato. When I get in if there's one thing I love it's a FAT, RED TOMATO! I love the feel of my tongue and lips on the tight skin as I make my my teeth *bites* cut into the flesh so the juice jumps into my mouth; the coolNESS, and the wetNESS! So now I get some pepper and put a few grains on the flesh, so then my next bit of tasty feel starts under my tongue! I get a piece of bread and all the wheaty-mealy stuff mixes with the juicy tomato stuff, and that's the way it goes down now; bread and tomato, tomato and bread in a lovely wet grainy, savoury, flavoury, round-the-mouth, fruity, bready mush. I was cured alright!
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