A Day With Squidward

''Ugh another day"

*Noises are heard from Patrick's rock*

'What is that? Never mind time to go to my miserable job.'

*30 minutes later*

'SQUIDWARD WHY ARE YOU LATE!!!!'

'Mr Krabs, it was only one minute late.'

'I DON'T ACCEPT PEOPLE WHO ARE EVEN A SECOND LATE, YOU WILL BE FED TO THE REJECTS!!'

'please Mr Krabs, I don't want to be food for them. I'd rather die far away from here'

'I DON'T GIVE A SHIT NOW GO OR I WILL MAKE YOU!'

​*Squidward falls through a trapdoor from the floor into the room full of Rejects*

'wait Spongebob, why are you here?'

'oh hi Squ...'

large realistic eyeless octopus leaps at Squidward and Spongebob*

'stay back you ugly thing. I'm warning you runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn'

*episode cuts to a man in the ocean hunting for shells*

'honey! i can not find any rare shells to sell online'

'please keep looking'

'OK'

*boyfriend is stabbed by the pirate from the Spongebob intro song*

'there lived in a pineapple under the sea...... Spongebob... SquarePants'

*screen cuts to Squidward's face with his eyes missing*

"WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME TO DIE?"

*Squidward's face falls off, and a demonic creature is seen*

*episode ends*

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