A Day With Squidward
''Ugh another day"
*Noises are heard from Patrick's rock*
'What is that? Never mind time to go to my miserable job.'
*30 minutes later*
'SQUIDWARD WHY ARE YOU LATE!!!!'
'Mr Krabs, it was only one minute late.'
'I DON'T ACCEPT PEOPLE WHO ARE EVEN A SECOND LATE, YOU WILL BE FED TO THE REJECTS!!'
'please Mr Krabs, I don't want to be food for them. I'd rather die far away from here'
'I DON'T GIVE A SHIT NOW GO OR I WILL MAKE YOU!'
*Squidward falls through a trapdoor from the floor into the room full of Rejects*
'wait Spongebob, why are you here?'
'oh hi Squ...'
large realistic eyeless octopus leaps at Squidward and Spongebob*
'stay back you ugly thing. I'm warning you runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn'
*episode cuts to a man in the ocean hunting for shells*
'honey! i can not find any rare shells to sell online'
'please keep looking'
'OK'
*boyfriend is stabbed by the pirate from the Spongebob intro song*
'there lived in a pineapple under the sea...... Spongebob... SquarePants'
*screen cuts to Squidward's face with his eyes missing*
"WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME TO DIE?"
*Squidward's face falls off, and a demonic creature is seen*
*episode ends*
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